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Ln X August 20 2012 07:54 PM

VOY Caption This 84; Feminine Wiles...
 
Another day, another caption contest...

Ahem... OUR WINNERS!

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The mates-with-lizards award goes to:

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Cmdr.Druss wrote: (Post 6817490)


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Torres:
"I can't believe you slept with the Captain"
Paris: "Turn into a lizard and i'll sleep with you too"

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The Tom's mating algorithm award goes to:

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JanewayRulz! wrote: (Post 6824969)
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Harry: Here's a computer algorhythm I designed to track down all the women Tom has been with in the last 3 months, complete with frequency of encounters and likelihood of successfull fertilization based on Human/Alien DNA.

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The all-the-colours-of-the-rainbow award goes to:

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Turd Ferguson wrote: (Post 6816722)

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"Alright, B'Elanna, we've seen what happens when these things are exposed to spores from cheese. Now, let's see what happens when we expose them to some LDS!"

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The Kathy's humiliation award goes to:

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R. Star wrote: (Post 6794948)
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Janeway's reaction to learning she just mated with Paris in Threshold.

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The goodbye Harry Kim award goes to:

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 6810185)

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Kes: "What's the bad news?"

Torres: "Our shuttle only has enough power to carry two people."

Kim: "What?"

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And now the special award:

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BirdInJetstream wrote: (Post 6818069)
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Paris: (Her targ is humping my leg again!)
Torres: (This is so embarrasing...)


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Some double-tag captioning action here:


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T'Girl wrote: (Post 6822407)
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BirdInJetstream wrote: (Post 6818069)
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Kim: "You want me to configure your holomatrix to make you look ...

Kim: ... act and think like James T. Kirk. So that you can get us all back to the Federation by the end of this episode?

What a great idea, should have thought of this sooner.


:)

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Heads up to the winners!

Today's theme: feminine wiles! The pictures to be captioned:

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Next contest will be up in about a week and a tad bit's time...

Until then enjoy!

Ln X August 20 2012 08:00 PM

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Chakotay: A gift from my tribe; stuffed Muffee.
Janeway: Sorry?
Chakotay: It's a dog, stuffed!
Janeway: A dog? What kind of barbarism is this?

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Girl: More viagra Harry?

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Janeway: Come on people! If I can live without coffee, you can sure as hell live without water!

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Doctor: It's quite serious, you've put on a few pounds of weight, so much so your corsets may burst...

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Doctor: Oh my! Ocampan feet are an orgasmic zone?

LeadHead August 20 2012 08:19 PM

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Chakotay: I knew you missed your dog, so I turned Neelix into this.


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Terminator-X: I'm really gonna enjoy this...


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Janeway didn't realize the crew was following her lead until it was too late...


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Doctor: I'm sorry, Seven. You are no longer Cadiscot champion.

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The Doctor: So, Ocampan life lines are in their feet?

Finn August 21 2012 12:47 PM

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The real reason Harry Kim didn't want to leave...

The Laughing Vulcan August 21 2012 01:12 PM

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Janeway: "I thought the Federation Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Tribbles had banned you from doing that ritual."
Chakotay: "Delta Quadrant..."
Janeway: "Right, Akoochimoya time again."

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Kim: thinking "I think it might actually happen. I might get laid this time."
Girl with tray: "So, are you a lesbian too?"

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Janeway: "Maybe around the next ridge..."
Chakotay: "I can't believe you forgot Kirk's first rule of landing party etiquette."
Everyone else in chorus: "Remember where we parked!"
Janeway: "Shut up and keep walking!"

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Doctor: "Ah, the pensive stare into the distance preceding emotional musing."
Janeway: "Soon to be followed by 'smell the fart' acting."
Doctor: "No doubt some lengthy technobabble about unimatrices and nanotechnology."

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"Bridge to EMH, a Marcellus Wallace is in transporter room two with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch inquiring as to whereabouts of Mrs Wallace..."

Nerys Myk August 21 2012 02:38 PM

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EMH: At least it's not Lupus.

R. Star August 21 2012 04:27 PM

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Thanks for the win. Good to see we're on a regular pace with these again! :)

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Janeway: A new medicine bundle?
Chakotay: Q did leave that puppy on the ship when he tried seducing you.
Janeway: Janeway to Tuvok. Report to my ready room. Bring your phaser.

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Harry thought it was going so well until he woke up the next morning naked, hanging from the ceiling and covered in whip lashes.

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Janeway: Walk softly and carry a big rock.

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Seven: Do these neck implants bring out the color of my eyes?

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EMH: Yes Nurse, it's customary for all medical practitioners to test their massage abilities on their staff.

LeadHead August 21 2012 05:55 PM

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Everything was going great... Until they found out he was still an Ensign...

Turd Ferguson August 21 2012 09:57 PM

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Thanks for the win :)

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"Permission to speak freely, Captain? I think you'd look damn fine in this beagle-skin bikini."

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"That's right ladies... in the Federation, Ensign super cedes the rank of Captain. So, I'm kind of a big deal."

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Janeway: These Kazon may not look superior, but their tactical prowess is unmatched by any race we've ever encountered before!

Chakotay: Not true! Once, aboard the Maquis ship, we had to outwit some Cardassian pursuers!

B'Elanna: I remember that! Then we had to outrun a Galaxy-class ship in the Badlands!

Kim: I think that Ferengi bartender at Deep Space Nine was more threatening and intimidating than these clowns.

Neelix: Now that I think of it, Captain, I believe Voyager is the first ship ever in the quadrant to get overtaken by the Kazon.

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"As you can see, the results are back. That strange growth? It was actually a penis that was folded back when the Doctor fitted you for your suit. You're actually a male. And your name isn't Annika. It's Enrique. Enrique Hansen."

Nerys Myk August 22 2012 04:41 AM

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JANEWAY: Sorry Chakotay, the puppet show's been canceled, by popular demand.

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KIM: Yes, they call me the Korean Elvis.

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JANEWAY: Keep looking people, no one beams up till we find that contact lens!

LeadHead August 22 2012 06:11 AM

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Chakotay: B'Elanna asked me to bring this back to you. Tell me, you weren't too attached to the sweater you let her borrow, were you?


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Janeway's plan worked perfectly; distract Harry with a bunch of attractive Trill Women and have them put a symbiont in him once he was relaxed, changing his personality forever.

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Janeway: No one beams up until we find the commbadges!

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Doctor: Look on the bright side, you'll be gone long before the surprise party Neelix planned for you.

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The Doctor: Please state the nature of the toenail emergency.

Nerys Myk August 23 2012 04:54 AM

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JANEWAY: Keep looking people, no one beams up till we find that dog!

CHAKOTAY:Dog? There are no dogs on starships.
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GIRL: Try the dog.

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KES:My dogs are worn out looking for that damned dog.

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EMH: Should we tell her about the dog?

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CHAKOTAY: We found your dog,

JANEWAY: Dog? There are no dogs on starships.

Finn August 23 2012 05:02 AM

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Kim: *thinking* Let's keep an eye out for dropped pips

Janeway: ...And everybody need to be sure they don't lose their pips or Mr. Kim will try to pick up one.

Kim: *sigh*

Velocity August 24 2012 02:37 AM

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Hi ho, hi ho! It's off to syndication we go!

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You really fit in here, Harry. You're just like one of the girls!



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Chakotay: I found your slippers in the holodeck again Katherine.

Janeway smiles and hums a little Irish ditty.

Violet.Phoenix August 24 2012 03:05 AM

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Chakotay: "Kathryn, I found a way to bring that monkey back with us from New Earth."

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Sadly, no one remembered to bring sunglasses on this particular venture. Later reports indicate that two crew members were blinded in the incident. Sunglasses quickly became a staple for all away missions.

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Doctor: "Good thing you brought her to me, Captain. That coffee nearly short-circuited her!"

Janeway: "I did warn her it was potent."

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Doctor: "Tell me, Kes, why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" on your foot?

Kes: (incredulously) Neelix told me it was courage!

Doctor: *sigh* Either Mr. Neelix serioulsy misunderstood the database or he's desperate to advertise his latest version of leola root soup.


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