VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 

Sorry for the delay, I've been a bit busy with degree work but I kicked my lazy ass into gear, so we have:

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The Tribble's Award goes to:

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The pimp-master award goes to:

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The coffee-jokes-never-fail award goes to:


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The continued-degradation-of-pop award goes to:
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The desperate-for-Spacebook-views award goes to:

And now the special award:

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300 jokes aside, here is the photoshop winner:

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Congrats to the winners!

Next bunch of pictures to be captioned are:

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Next contest will be up in about eight or so days from now.

Have fun!

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Paris: I didn't mean to shove it into the anti-matter reactor...
Torres: That was my favorite stuffed targ, I had him since I was a girl.

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Kim: Can I have a promotion now, Captain?
Doctor: Oh very well, since you helped me overthrow Captain Janeway and your medical readings are showing a pair of balls however small, you are hereby promoted to Senior Ensign.

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Chakotay: This is what's under my pillow?!
Torres: These are sucking out your soul and willpower when you sleep. That's why you've been so submissive to Janeway these past five years when you used to be so lively.

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Janeway's reaction to learning she just mated with Paris in Threshold.

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Kim: I'm not letting you bury me in the sand!
Torres: Come on Harry, it'll be fun!

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EMH: Damn it Kim, I'm a Captain not a Doctor!

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Paris: "New caption contest."

Torres: "I noticed."

Paris: "Got any ideas?"

Torres: "Not a one."

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"A new caption contest!?!"

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Tom begins humming "The Girl From Ipanema" because of course he does.

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Torres: Get up,ensign!
Kim: It's LT , B'Elanna!
Torres: Kes, do smth, he's hallucinating ...

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That moment where you wish you'd taken the stairs instead.

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Kim: "Boy, your time in command has really rocked, eh?"

Doctor: "Wow. That was a stretch."

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Chakotay: "So that's where all the Cauliflower went."

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Janeway: "You mean there's a way to get my crew home? And I can destroy it?!" Oh boy!"

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Kes: "What's the bad news?"

Torres: "Our shuttle only has enough power to carry two people."

Kim: "What?"

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Tom Paris: *thinking* I could take her to the spa resorts in the caves of Rigel IV and rip each other's clothes off in a passionate embrace of sexual pleasure...

B'Elanna: *thinking* After aligning the subisolinear Alpha wave relays, I think I'll take a hot bath with some Ktarian tea and watch Nottingham Hill.

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"When we get to the Bridge, I'm having Harry scan this turbolift for lifeforms, because I think the flatulence from those Klingon enchiladas have gained sentience."

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"It's a good thing you're sitting down, Doc. I don't want to alarm you, but according to these sensor readings, we're in an asteroid."

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"Alright, B'Elanna, we've seen what happens when these things are exposed to spores from cheese. Now, let's see what happens when we expose them to some LDS!"

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"Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

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"Getting thrown into the Delta Quadrant, getting probed by the Caretaker, infected with some weird alien virus, climbing up a never-ending staircase into the desert... there had better be a promotion involved in all this when we get back to Earth, or there'll be some hell to pay!"

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Torres: "I can't believe you slept with the Captain"
Paris: "Turn into a lizard and i'll sleep with you too"

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Kim: "According to sensor readings...that's no moon!"

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Chakotay: "The replicators are broken. It's these gel packs or Neelix's cooking"

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Janeway suddenly realised Tuvok's dinner invitation came during Pon Farr

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Kim: "Are we really going to listen to her?"
Torres: "She might be a child but she's smarter than you"

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Thanks for the double win! :bolian:

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Upon discovering an alien T-Rex outside the turbolift, Tom and B'Elanna put on their best "Don't eat me, I'm not real" faces.

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Harry: "Well, Doc, I have a report that's going to rock your holomatrix."

Doc: "If it weren't for the lack of crew members I'd demote you for that one."

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B'Elanna: "Oh great."

Chakotay: "What?"

B'Elanna: "We kept those damn tribbles out of the plasma relays and instead they get into the gel packs. I'm going to be getting fur out of these things for days!"

Chakotay: "I'll get you a lint brush."

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Janeway makes the very unfortunate discovery of her fate in Before Dishonor....

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Sadly, the Ocampan version of kumbaya never caught on with Harry and B'Elanna.

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The next one will have Chakotay to?