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Ln X August 12 2012 03:43 PM

VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
Sorry for the delay, I've been a bit busy with degree work but I kicked my lazy ass into gear, so we have:

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The Tribble's Award goes to:

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Violet.Phoenix wrote: (Post 6670094)
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Janeway: How much longer can we keep them out?

Seven: As long as their fur doesn't interact with the plasma relays we shouldn't experience any problems.

Janeway: *sigh* Of course I would have the luck to incur the wrath of the tribbles.

Seven: I'd say more like the wrath of the Quadrant.

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The pimp-master award goes to:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 6650345)
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EMH: Oh, the pimp hand is strong, but the pimp cane is stronger!

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The coffee-jokes-never-fail award goes to:

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 6693941)

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Janeway:
"Q. Bring the coffee back. All of it."



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The continued-degradation-of-pop award goes to:

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Deranged Nasat wrote: (Post 6661616)
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"Faster Than Light, No Left Or Right" was the third most popular song in Voyager: the Musical, behind only Tuvok's "Terror Tu The T" rap number and Janeway's incredible solo, "Magic Beans".

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The desperate-for-Spacebook-views award goes to:

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 6721835)
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Janeway never had much to put on her Spacebook page she started strategically placing herself near arguments among crew members.


And now the special award:

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Violet.Phoenix wrote: (Post 6670094)
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Doc: Madness? This...is... SICKBAY!

300 jokes aside, here is the photoshop winner:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 6694010)
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PARIS: Eyes on the road???? Please, these things pretty much drive them selves...what's that beeping noise?

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Congrats to the winners!

Next bunch of pictures to be captioned are:

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Next contest will be up in about eight or so days from now.

Have fun!

Ln X August 12 2012 03:47 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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Tom: Do you think there's a future for us?
Torres: Um... No.

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Doctor: As I'm captain don't think for one second Mr Kim that you are about to be promoted.

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Chakotay: They look like brains!
Torres: They are brains!
Chakotay: Really?
Torres: Can't believe you fell for that one Chakotay.

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Coffee has been found...

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Kes: Ever heard of ascent to transcendence?

R. Star August 13 2012 07:15 AM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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Paris: I didn't mean to shove it into the anti-matter reactor...
Torres: That was my favorite stuffed targ, I had him since I was a girl.

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Kim: Can I have a promotion now, Captain?
Doctor: Oh very well, since you helped me overthrow Captain Janeway and your medical readings are showing a pair of balls however small, you are hereby promoted to Senior Ensign.

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Chakotay: This is what's under my pillow?!
Torres: These are sucking out your soul and willpower when you sleep. That's why you've been so submissive to Janeway these past five years when you used to be so lively.

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Janeway's reaction to learning she just mated with Paris in Threshold.

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Kim: I'm not letting you bury me in the sand!
Torres: Come on Harry, it'll be fun!

Cmdr.Druss August 13 2012 10:09 AM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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EMH:
Damn it Kim, I'm a Captain not a Doctor!

Mistral August 14 2012 10:34 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
Quote:

R. Star wrote: (Post 6794948)

Paris: "New caption contest."

Torres: "I noticed."

Paris: "Got any ideas?"

Torres: "Not a one."

Mistral August 14 2012 10:36 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
Quote:

R. Star wrote: (Post 6794948)

"A new caption contest!?!"

Bob Karo August 15 2012 09:57 AM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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Tom begins humming "The Girl From Ipanema" because of course he does.

boco August 15 2012 05:15 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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Torres: Get up,ensign!
Kim: It's LT , B'Elanna!
Torres: Kes, do smth, he's hallucinating ...

Herkimer Jitty August 16 2012 09:13 AM

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That moment where you wish you'd taken the stairs instead.

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Kim:
"Boy, your time in command has really rocked, eh?"

Doctor:
"Wow. That was a stretch."

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Chakotay:
"So that's where all the Cauliflower went."

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Janeway:
"You mean there's a way to get my crew home? And I can destroy it?!" Oh boy!"

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Kes: "What's the bad news?"

Torres: "Our shuttle only has enough power to carry two people."

Kim: "What?"

Turd Ferguson August 16 2012 06:11 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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"Ah. Here's the entry. On Stardate 46578.3, Captain Janeway specifically said, 'You'll get your promotion over my dead body and the bodies of everybody on this ship.' Since, technically, you don't have a body, being comprised of photons and force fields, can I have my promotion?"

Finn August 17 2012 01:41 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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Tom Paris: *thinking* I could take her to the spa resorts in the caves of Rigel IV and rip each other's clothes off in a passionate embrace of sexual pleasure...

B'Elanna: *thinking* After aligning the subisolinear Alpha wave relays, I think I'll take a hot bath with some Ktarian tea and watch Nottingham Hill.

Turd Ferguson August 17 2012 05:02 PM

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"When we get to the Bridge, I'm having Harry scan this turbolift for lifeforms, because I think the flatulence from those Klingon enchiladas have gained sentience."


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"It's a good thing you're sitting down, Doc. I don't want to alarm you, but according to these sensor readings, we're in an asteroid."


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"Alright, B'Elanna, we've seen what happens when these things are exposed to spores from cheese. Now, let's see what happens when we expose them to some LDS!"


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"Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"


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"Getting thrown into the Delta Quadrant, getting probed by the Caretaker, infected with some weird alien virus, climbing up a never-ending staircase into the desert... there had better be a promotion involved in all this when we get back to Earth, or there'll be some hell to pay!"

Cmdr.Druss August 17 2012 07:55 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 


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Torres:
"I can't believe you slept with the Captain"
Paris: "Turn into a lizard and i'll sleep with you too"

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Kim:
"According to sensor readings...that's no moon!"

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Chakotay:
"The replicators are broken. It's these gel packs or Neelix's cooking"

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Janeway suddenly realised Tuvok's dinner invitation came during Pon Farr

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Kim:
"Are we really going to listen to her?"
Torres: "She might be a child but she's smarter than you"

Violet.Phoenix August 17 2012 08:43 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
Thanks for the double win! :bolian:

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Upon discovering an alien T-Rex outside the turbolift, Tom and B'Elanna put on their best "Don't eat me, I'm not real" faces.

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Harry: "Well, Doc, I have a report that's going to rock your holomatrix."

Doc: "If it weren't for the lack of crew members I'd demote you for that one."

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B'Elanna: "Oh great."

Chakotay: "What?"

B'Elanna: "We kept those damn tribbles out of the plasma relays and instead they get into the gel packs. I'm going to be getting fur out of these things for days!"

Chakotay: "I'll get you a lint brush."

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Janeway makes the very unfortunate discovery of her fate in Before Dishonor....

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Sadly, the Ocampan version of kumbaya never caught on with Harry and B'Elanna.

Ln X August 17 2012 10:04 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...
 
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Mistral wrote: (Post 6802919)
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R. Star wrote: (Post 6794948)

"A new caption contest!?!"

The next one will have Chakotay to?


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