VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!
 

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Janeway: What do you mean I have to fondle something?

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Kate Mulgrew: Ugh!
Robert Beltran: What's the matter?
Kate Mulgrew: Jeri Ryan's turned up!

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Seven: I will never wear those ridiculous catsuits!

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Janeway: Nice alien! Just press these commands, that's it! Press the one to destroy your ship, I mean-

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Janeway thinking: I'm queen of the universe! Captain of the best ship ever! I have the best looks of them all, and I have a body of a Goddess!

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Doctor: Non-real or not, you need to take better care of yourself captain. Safe sex still applies with holograms. In fact especially with holograms!

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Janeway: Wait a minute! I know you! You're that Trill woman who kissed Jadzia Dax! Lenara whatsits... Lenara Kahn that's it!
Borg Queen: I don't know what you are talking about...
Janeway: So that explains why your so pissed off with the Alpha Quadrant! You were caught in an act of reassociation!

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Janeway: I heard that George Lucas the 15th made this film.

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JANEWAY: Why are there three contests?

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TUVOK: Next time, I get to be Tubbs.

Re: VOY Caption Contest 76; The Iron Lady, Captain Janeway!
 

Double posting since there are multiple threads running...


Thanks for the win!

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You want me to put that where????

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Janeway: They're still following us.
Chakotay: Just be cool, we'll lose them on the boardwalk and then...
Janeway: Then I get to take that feather and...
Cahkotay: :drool: Walk faster!


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Janeway: Look at it this way... at least you don't have to worry about the beauticians giving you 9 different hairstyles in your first season!

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Janeway: Just sign here... and then the fun will really begin!

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Janeway: Seven... if I catch you looking at my gluteus maximus one more time...
Seven: Then I suggest you stop standing within my line of sight, Captain. I am only a deborgified human, afterall.


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Janeway: EXCUSE me?
EMH:You didn't say "Bless me Father"first.
Janeway: That collar only works in Fairhaven, Doctor. I think its time to restrict your holodeck privileges.

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Janeway: Trust me, Sweetheart, if she LIKED bald ... she'd be hanging out with our EMH a lot more than she does with me.


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Janeway:Thank Gawd the EMH isn't here taking pictures of us wearing these stupid glasses.
Tuvok: Indeed.