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Geoff Peterson April 1 2012 08:39 PM

Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?
 
But first :
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If it's not Scottish its... Award

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Deranged Nasat wrote: (Post 5750791)
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Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Mr Snot Award

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Franklin wrote: (Post 5754913)
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Pine (to himself): My God, is that a booger on his finger? It is! Geez, really Mr. Nimoy? I can't let him touch my face with that. Think fast, Chris.
Pine (shouting outloud): Rastifarian!
Abrams (off camera): Cut! What the hell?
Pine (to himself): Whew!

Space Pope Award

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UFO wrote: (Post 5790616)
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Spock: Ö In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

What's the Difference Award

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Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 5795371)
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Scotty: "I guess the short dude's Yoda. The young guy must be Skywalker. You Obi Wan or what?"
Spock: "The damage to the timeline is worse than I thought!"


Herkimer Jitty Sweeps it Award

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 5884717)
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Quinto: "First Sherlock, then this movie, now The Hobbit? I'm sorry, I have to stop you before it's too late."

[He neck pinches Cumberbatch.]

Cumberbatch: "NO!!! Rule over the nerds is mine!! Miiiiiine...."

[He passes out]

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Villain: "Look out! There's a giant space monster behind you!"

Uhura: "Like I'm falling for that."

Villain:
"It's true, just look behind you once they put it in post."

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 5889355)
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Spock: "I can shout louder!"

Villain: "No, I can!!!!"

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 5891515)
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Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 5929942)
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Uhura: "Somebody pin this thread, or else there won't be another episode of Sherlock ever again!"


Geoff Peterson April 1 2012 08:41 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
And now the pics for this contest

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...TXIChekov1.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...TXIChekov2.jpg

Ghost of Sector 7 April 1 2012 08:54 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...TXIChekov1.jpg
Chekov: Sure, I am old enough to drink American whiskey, it was inwented in Leningrad! I can do zis!!

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Chekov: Must find bathroom... I can't do zis!!

UFO April 2 2012 09:03 AM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...TXIChekov1.jpg

Chekov: Iím a little nervous, I have never made one of these before. Well letís see, I like dancing and taking long walks on the beach Ö


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...TXIChekov2.jpg

Chekov (playing hard to get): Come back! I only want to give you a hug.

M'Sharak April 2 2012 07:29 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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"Now I em de vun zat's cool."

Herkimer Jitty April 2 2012 08:46 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
ё-мое! Unexpected megawin. Cheers, mate.

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Chekov: "Hi. Pavel Chekov here. Just talking tonight about some things I'm really excited about. John Carter, looks killer.Um, played Angry Birds last night, for like 7 straight hours."

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Chekov: "Mr. President! MR. PRESIDEEENT!"

UFO April 4 2012 04:38 AM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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Kirk: I'll be damned Chekov! I thought you were joking about putting a video link in your bathroom.

George Steinbrenner April 4 2012 02:18 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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The new "Running Chekov" threadbomb left much to be desired.

M'Sharak April 4 2012 08:03 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 

rabid bat April 5 2012 10:14 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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And zis one goes out to all ze little old leddies from Leningrad. Feelings ....

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Keptin! I hev found ze other roller skate!!

Maurice April 7 2012 10:52 AM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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CHEKOV: Vhy do I only see penises vhenever I do vebcam chat roulette?



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CHEKOV:
I told you not to vax the floor!

Vassa April 10 2012 09:11 AM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?
 
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Enterprise Chess Club:..And STAY OUT!!

UFO April 10 2012 12:36 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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Maurice wrote: (Post 6141304)
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CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor!

Crewman: Young people, always in a hurry. Oh, and back in the day we called it "hoovering".

M'Sharak April 10 2012 06:34 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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UFO wrote: (Post 6155938)
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Maurice wrote: (Post 6141304)
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CHEKOV: I told you not to vax the floor!

Crewman: Young people, always in a hurry. Oh, and back in the day we called it "hoovering".

CHEKOV: No, no - I said "vax," not "wacuum".

Franklin April 10 2012 08:21 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?
 
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Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line.
For those of you who prefer live theater, we have a real treat. At 19:30 on the ship's main stage, the Karidian Company, joining us from Planet Q, will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet". The great Anton Karidian, himself is in the title role. After the play, the captain will be hosting a reception for the company in the ship's lounge. All are inwited to attend.
This ends the announcements. Thank you.


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