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King Daniel Into Darkness March 4 2011 01:56 PM

New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
First, last time's winners (*cue drumroll*)...
Quote:

Deranged Nasat wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic37.jpg

Pirate Riker: The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".

Quote:

Christopher wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic39.jpg

UHURA: Go on, lie down already.
BLAISE: No, I'd rather not get grass in my cleavage.
UHURA: Well, you're the one who forgot to bring beach towels!

Quote:

Herkimer Jitty wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic36.jpg

Spock: "As you made a query earlier, we have provided extensive calculations and visual aid. In short-"

Mirror Spock: "In short, this diagram explains in great detail, why we cannot have nice things."

Quote:

Mysterion wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg CAPTION: Due to transporter malfunction, the Enterprise crew finds themselves outside of Cairo in 2011!

KIRK: Look! Riots! Let's go break some stuff!

McCOY: But, Captain, the Temporal Prime Directive....aw, the hell with it! Let's kick some butts!

You are all...
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...ic_winners.jpg

King Daniel Into Darkness March 4 2011 02:00 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
And now... "Random Stuff"

Picard, Wesley and Troi chat to Riker:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics3.jpg

Janeway has a few words for Seven:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics1.jpg

McCoy and Scotty:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics4.jpg

Data, Geordi and an alien:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic19.jpg

Deranged Nasat March 4 2011 02:48 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
Thanks for the win :)

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics1.jpg

Janeway: "Thinks his little bash in the Mess Hall is more appealing than "Janeway Presents: Fingerpuppet Mayhem" does he? Ha!.....Well, Chakotay may have enticed the rest of the crew, but you loyal folk know where the action is, right team?"

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics4.jpg

McCoy: "*Groan*...can someone tell me why our speech bubbles are now starkly rectangular? That's just giving me headaches...those hard edges and foreboding lines...and that point! It could have someone's eye out!"

Scotty: "Spock said a more rigid and precise dialogue was a logical improvement. If you want, we can go set off a stink bomb in his personal science lab".

Mysterion March 4 2011 07:22 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
Thanknks for the Win!!

Janeway: "You people just can't handle the sheer awsomeness that is Kathy Janeway! I'm an F-18 deploying my ordnance! Check it, Annika Hansen (her real name!)! I love violently and hate violently! There is NO middle! I have tiger blood! You all just pale in comparison!

(pause)

WINNING!"

JD March 5 2011 06:20 AM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
Quote:

KingDaniel wrote: (Post 4785426)

Janeway has a few words for Seven:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics1.jpg

Two fingers Seven, two whole fingers.......

Nerys Myk March 5 2011 09:13 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics3.jpg

RIKER: Did the artist leave enough room at the top of the panel for all our dialog?

PICARD: I'm sure its more than adequate, Number One.

TROI: Duck down a bit Wes....

WESLEY: hey!!!!

Janeway has a few words for Seven:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics1.jpg

JANEWAY: And those words are: Sod off!

SicOne March 6 2011 07:56 AM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
And now... "Random Stuff"

Picard, Wesley and Troi chat to Riker:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics3.jpg

Picard:Dude!
Troi:Dude?
Wesley:DUUUUUUDE!!!

Riker:Oh, so I shaved the beard off; shut the hell up!

Janeway has a few words for Seven:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics1.jpg

Janeway:Time for your mandatory menage-a-trois training, Seven; go with Chakotay and B'Elanna. Do it twice!

McCoy and Scotty:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics4.jpg

McCoy:Jeezus H Christ, my head! Romulan ale always kicks my ass!
Scotty:Next time try single-malt scotch, you pussy!

King Daniel Into Darkness April 5 2011 12:54 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
A last-ditch bump before the mercy killing...

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics3.jpg

Riker: What's with the jacket?
Picard: Captain's perogative!
Troi: Have you seen Wesley's future-sailor suit?
Wesley: Mom made me!

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics1.jpg
Janeway: This is what I think of you and your attitude, Seven.

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic19.jpg

Data: DATA SMASH!!
Geordi: Oh god, not again!

Deranged Nasat April 5 2011 04:45 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics3.jpg

Riker: "But why do I have to go?"

Picard: "Anyone who is truly useful to this ship can't be risked on the away mission. Data says there's a 90% chance of death and that 'there's an obvious replacement for First Officer anyway, hint, hint'"

Troi: "Bring me back some chocolate!"

Wesley: "Before you ask, the Traveller wrote me a note".

Christopher April 5 2011 05:52 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
I've been trying to come up with a gag about how Janeway looks like an anime character in that panel, but nothing good has come to me. "Seven, I choose you?"

King Daniel Into Darkness April 23 2011 01:17 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
*loads gun*
Here we go...

Quote:

SicOne wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics3.jpg

Picard:Dude!
Troi:Dude?
Wesley:DUUUUUUDE!!!

Riker:Oh, so I shaved the beard off; shut the hell up!

Perhaps the Janeway that Peter David envisioned when writing Before Dishonor:
Quote:

Mysterion wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics1.jpg
Janeway: "You people just can't handle the sheer awsomeness that is Kathy Janeway! I'm an F-18 deploying my ordnance! Check it, Annika Hansen (her real name!)! I love violently and hate violently! There is NO middle! I have tiger blood! You all just pale in comparison!

(pause)

WINNING!"

Quote:

Deranged Nasat wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nu_comics4.jpg

McCoy: "*Groan*...can someone tell me why our speech bubbles are now starkly rectangular? That's just giving me headaches...those hard edges and foreboding lines...and that point! It could have someone's eye out!"

Scotty: "Spock said a more rigid and precise dialogue was a logical improvement. If you want, we can go set off a stink bomb in his personal science lab".

Quote:

KingDaniel wrote:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic19.jpg

Data: DATA SMASH!!
Geordi: Oh god, not again!

Yes, I gave myself the last win. 'Coz I was the only one who tried.

You are all the final round of...
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...nners_text.jpg

And now...




*BANG!*

/caption contest dies.

Deranged Nasat April 23 2011 02:46 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
It will live on fondly in our memories. Thanks for briefly resurrecting it, KingDaniel. :)

SicOne April 24 2011 03:44 AM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
Caption contest dies forever?

Lanny77 April 24 2011 06:36 AM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
Scotty, play us out

King Daniel Into Darkness April 24 2011 08:05 PM

Re: New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"
 
^Nice:bolian:
Quote:

Deranged Nasat wrote: (Post 4909347)
It will live on fondly in our memories. Thanks for briefly resurrecting it, KingDaniel. :)

No problem. It was fun:).
Quote:

SicOne wrote:
Caption contest dies forever?

Let's just say it's died a sci-fi death for now.


Thanks for playing, everyone!


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