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Gaith February 21 2011 11:44 PM

Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
Hola everyone, here's a wee story I've been sitting on for about a year, putting off writing down, but here it is at last. Enjoy!


So, my mother's a member of the Screen Actor's Guild, and since we live in San Francisco (in different digs, hem, thank you), she got wind of a private, free Avatar screening/Big Jim Q&A up at Skywalker Ranch. So, what to do? We sign up.

It takes ten or fifteen minutes to find the nondescript gate off the freeway in San Rafael. We pull up to the guard-shack, whereupon I make Mom Jedi Mind-Trick him into waving us through. He laughs good-naturedly, and lies that no one's ever done that to him before... Or maybe he just meant that night?

We drive through the darkening ranch (sadly devoid of full-scale X-Wings lying about) and find the visitor's lodge. Inside is a modestly catered reception where SAG members and their guests start trickling in. I recognize ILM's John Knoll from all sorts of dvd features but can't quite recall his name. I'm pretty sure he worked on my beloved The Mummy and my far less beloved Mummy Returns, but can't think of anything interesting yet polite to ask him in that regard.

After some time, The Flanneled One himself shows up, looking even shorter than one imagines. I think, here it is: my big chance to ask The Maker something! But I'm at his house, so I don't want to be annoying, rude, or anything like that... I think furiously, then remember his interest in 3D Star Wars conversions. So, when he eventually ambles by, I make eye contact and ask:

“Mr. Lucas (“yeah?”), now that 3D is really catching on, how long do you think it'll be before Viewmasters make a comeback?”

The bespectacled man blinks. “What?” I repeat the question. “Oh, well, you know,” he mutters, “the technology – it's not quite there yet – ”

“No,” I say, baffled, “Viewmasters,” miming the slide-changing action of the 1939 toy he must have grown up with – but he's shuffled away, as if in a daze. After a long moment, with Mother looking on in equal disbelief, I discover that this encounter could hardly have gone any better: I've both confused and annoyed George himself, and without in the slightest meaning to!

Before long, Big Jim is around also, looking even taller than one imagines. He's busy talking to people, so it doesn't look as though I'll get a chance to gush. I overhear him talking about chatting on the phone with Michael Bay, who told him that it took him a good quarter-hour to get used to Avatar's 3D, but that he's nevertheless thinking of doing (only) twenty to twenty-five minutes of Transformers 3 in the same. “So, let me get this straight,” Big Jim recalls to a bemused crowd, with that quintessential “what an idiot” look of his, “you're planning on disorienting the audience and going through all that trouble for five minutes of good 3D?!”

We're presently called down to the Stag Theater to see the show. This is where lots of final cut screenings are done – T2 and Titanic were finalized here, among many other movies. The Flanneled One takes the stage and gives a rambling, semi-coherent greeting, making a mess out of his first sentence (switching around a clause or something): Mother and I shake our heads at each other once more. After a tortuous two or three minutes, the mic is passed to Big Jim, who states with admirable brevity that he doesn't intend to try to shape anyone's perception of the movie, so let's all get started.

So, we watch the film. It may not have been IMAX, but let me tell you, a free screening at the Stag Theater in Skywalker Ranch with Big Jim in attendance has to be the finest way to experience Avatar.

Following the screening, there's a Q&A session with Jon Landau. Cameron is asked about the political messages, the acting/directing process, etc. – fairly ordinary stuff. I'm mind-drafting two questions to choose from: one slagging on movie tie-in video games as dilutions of the authorial message, and another –

The moderator picks me to ask the very last question. So I ask Big Jim what he thinks about upconverting older movies to 3D in cases where the creators are no longer around to give their consent; I mention colorization.


“Well, let's be clear on one thing,” he replies, “colorization was bullshit.” Appreciative laughter and mild applause. He goes on to say that though he's prepping Titanic in 3D, he doesn't believe in upconverting movies without the express consent and, if possible, involvement, of the directors in question. More approving nods and such. The evening ends.

So, there you have it: confusing and annoying The Flanelled One out with the most innocent of intentions, asking a question of Big Jim, and Jedi Mind-Tricking a guard at Skywalker Ranch. Not a bad night's work.




:p :bolian:

Temis the Vorta February 21 2011 11:53 PM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
Quote:

I make Mom Jedi Mind-Trick him into waving us through. He laughs good-naturedly, and lies that no one's ever done that to him before...
That guy
Must hate
His job

I'm disappointed in you! No chasing George around the reception, ranting about the PT? Or did Mom Jedi put a stop to that?

Admiral_Young February 21 2011 11:54 PM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
That's an awesome story Gaith...and you should have really asked Big Jim (as you call him) when his Avatar novelization is gonna be finished, you know one person who is looking forward to it ;)

Gaith February 22 2011 12:01 AM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
^ This was before any mention of the novel, which I don't care about; Big Jim ought to be making movies, for Pete's sake! :p (Including upconverting T2!)

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Temis the Vorta wrote: (Post 4756510)
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I make Mom Jedi Mind-Trick him into waving us through. He laughs good-naturedly, and lies that no one's ever done that to him before...
That guy
Must hate
His job

Mom and I joked about that on the way home: he gets back from work, slams the door, and goes straight for the vodka in the freezer.

"Honey," his wife asks, "what's wrong?"

"Those meanies!" he sobs/wails. "They Jedi Mind-Tricked me, again!!"


But seriously, gate-guard gigs are hardly the world's most stimulating employment, so I doubt he'd mind a small diversion now and then. And if, as it seemed, he finds it charming, so much the better! :p


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Temis the Vorta wrote: (Post 4756510)
I'm disappointed in you! No chasing George around the reception, ranting about the PT? Or did Mom Jedi put a stop to that?

Offline, at least, Gaith is as dignified a gentleman as any. ;)

Temis the Vorta February 22 2011 12:05 AM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
Well poop. I was really hoping for something more lively, such as being summarily ejected from the grounds by security guys in Stormtrooper uniforms. :rommie:

The gate guy should have a schitck down by now. "Don't bother, after all this time, I've built up an immunity." "That works on me, but not so much on my grumpy Wookie buddy. Like to meet him?" "Listen clown, I am a Jedi, okay? How'd I get here? You try telling the boss that flannel makes him look fat."

Gaith February 22 2011 12:08 AM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
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Temis the Vorta wrote: (Post 4756547)
Well poop. I was really hoping for something more lively, such as being summarily ejected from the grounds by security guys in Stormtrooper uniforms. :rommie:

And kill any chance of snagging a Big Jim autograph? No, sir! :devil:

Admiral_Young February 22 2011 12:13 AM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
I hope he converts T2 as well! I laughed my ass off when you mentioned the comments regarding Michael Bay. Sigh. The man is a contradiction personified. He goes from saying his movies don't really translate well to 3D to "Transformers 3 is gonna be in 3D"!!!

DBR February 23 2011 12:41 PM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
I am insanely jealous.

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Temis the Vorta wrote: (Post 4756510)
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I make Mom Jedi Mind-Trick him into waving us through. He laughs good-naturedly, and lies that no one's ever done that to him before...
That guy
Must hate
His job

No shit :lol:

coolghoul February 23 2011 08:22 PM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
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Gaith wrote: (Post 4756471)
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It takes ten or fifteen minutes to find the nondescript gate off the freeway in San Rafael. We pull up to the guard-shack, whereupon I make Mom Jedi Mind-Trick him into waving us through. He laughs good-naturedly, and lies that no one's ever done that to him before... Or maybe he just meant that night?

Your Mom is way cool to actually attempt the JMT on the guard!

:techman:

Set Harth February 23 2011 09:20 PM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
Why not? They're known to work on the weak-minded.

Gaith February 24 2011 08:59 AM

Re: Gaith Goes to Skywalker Ranch, Annoys George and Gabs with Big Jim
 
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coolghoul wrote: (Post 4762020)
Your Mom is way cool to actually attempt the JMT on the guard!

:techman:

That she is, that she is... :)


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