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F. King Daniel January 31 2011 02:22 PM

Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
Due to overwhelming popular demand(;)), I'm running another Star Trek comic caption contest:D.

A pair of William T. Rikers discuss strategy:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic37.jpg

RJ Blaise and Uhura relax on the beach:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic39.jpg

Spock and Mirror Spock's presentation:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic36.jpg

The TMP crew arrive on Ancient Egypt Planet
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg

Christopher January 31 2011 02:42 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
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PIRATE RIKER: So he tried to steal your girl, and then he joined the Maquis? Gee, no wonder you're upset having me here.
...But hey, was he rocking an eyepatch like this? Huh? Huh?


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic39.jpg

UHURA: RJ, why are you posing so uncomfortably?
BLAISE: Because my suit is half-topless and that guy over there keeps drawing us!
UHURA: That's what you get for replicating fashions from a 200-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic36.jpg

SPOCK: Yes, I am aware that I look like Zachary Quinto.
MIRROR SPOCK: Rest assured, this diagram contains a complete explanation of the highly complicated temporal physics underlying that fact.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Gee, and I thought that Bennett guy's DTI novel was confusing enough!


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg

CAPTION: Suddenly, the redshirts behind Kirk are vaporized in a burst of Kirby Krackle!
KIRK: Look out! It's Darkseid!

Deranged Nasat January 31 2011 03:36 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
.http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic36.jpg

"Our" Spock: "As you can see, the nanotechnological civilization has expanded rapidly".

Mirror Spock: "This diagram details the new development in their capital city since the last time we met to discuss this".

Kirk (Offscreen): "And still no clue as to how they ended up in your goatee in the first place?"

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg

"Look! A funeral procession. Maybe our missing crew are among them".

"They've all shaved their eyebrows off. Things aren't looking good for Lieutenant M'Ress, captain".

Deranged Nasat January 31 2011 03:41 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
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Pirate Riker: The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".

Christopher January 31 2011 10:32 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
In honor of the thread title (and having more time to think about them), here's an alternate batch:


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic39.jpg

UHURA: Go on, lie down already.
BLAISE: No, I'd rather not get grass in my cleavage.
UHURA: Well, you're the one who forgot to bring beach towels!


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic36.jpg

SPOCK: Ahh, yes, this is clearly an original Tom Sutton abstract. I recognize his brushstrokes.
MIRROR SPOCK: Illogical. You are a science officer, yet you are also an expert in art, music, the history of the American West, and the Fabrini language? Where did you get the time or inclination to study these things?
FRED FREIBERGER (offscreen): Shut up and read the script, beardy!


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg

CAPTION: The landing party hunches over uncomfortably, unable to stand up straight due to the oppressive, self-referential text caption looming overhead!
McCOY: Jim, we have to get out of here! I'm a surgeon, not a chiropractor!
KIRK: This way! I see a taller panel on the next page!

Capt_Pickirk January 31 2011 10:40 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
Quote:

Deranged Nasat wrote: (Post 4700911)
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic37.jpg

Pirate Riker: The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".


:lol: it's the clone saga, all over again. But in Star Trek

ProwlAlpha January 31 2011 11:31 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
A pair of William T. Rikers discuss strategy:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic37.jpg
One-Eye Riker: So that's how you make a strawberry smoothie.
Our Riker: Interesting, so there's no walnuts?

RJ Blaise and Uhura relax on the beach:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic39.jpg
Uhura: RJ, sit down, Death by Snu Snu is about to begin.

Spock and Mirror Spock's presentation:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic36.jpg
Mirror Spock:This is a project me and my counterpart did. Its called naked robot.

Spock: No, I thought we went with nude robot.

Mirror Spock: No, we were planning too, but the Delaney's went with nude Sybok, and we didn't want people to confuse the two.

Spock: So, I guess nekkid is out of the question?

Mirror Spock: Shut it!

The TMP crew arrive on Ancient Egypt Planet
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg[/QUOTE]
Kirk: Bones, I told you we didn't need the steroids to fit in.

McCoy: My aching back!

Sulu: I'm a sexy bitch!!

George Steinbrenner February 1 2011 01:18 AM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
Quote:

Deranged Nasat wrote: (Post 4700911)
The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".

:guffaw:

Christopher February 1 2011 01:46 AM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic37.jpg

So I said, "Riker? I hardly know 'er!" Ha-ha-ha!
...And that's when she put my eye out.

Stevil2001 February 1 2011 07:12 AM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
I demand an IDW comic about the Council of Rikers right now.

Christopher February 1 2011 04:14 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
^Will they go a-Riking?

Shon T'Hara February 1 2011 05:30 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
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The Outrageous Okona: So after encountering the Enterprise, I decided to grow a beard like you and join Starfleet. With my extensive background in freighters, they immediately promoted me to Commander. And Admiral Akaar is very excited about my new uniform design.

ncc71877 February 2 2011 05:47 AM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic37.jpg
One-Eye Riker: "Look I'm clearly from the future, look at my eye patch... Look at my com badge, it's from that one episode... Look at my shoulder pads, LOOK AT THEM!."

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg
Caption: "ON A PLANET THAT LOOKS LIKE EGYPT, AND AFTER DR. McCOYS LAST ROUND OF P90X"

Kirk: "I think we'll find a bevy of hot alien Cleopatra types over that next dune."

ncc71877:borg:

MichaelS February 2 2011 09:31 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic37.jpg
Alt-Riker: Now, Bill - I may call you Bill, right? - the thing to remember is to NEVER TAKE OFF THE PATCH! The ladies love it. Especially when they find out where I keep the SECOND ONE...

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic49.jpg
Scared by the sight of Hitlersphinx, Kirk and his team decide to run away, followed by glowing space jelly.
McCoy: DAMN IT, Jim! I've run out of steroids.
Kirk: No worries, Bones. I've still got my GIANT LEFT HAND to defend us!

Mysterion February 2 2011 09:33 PM

Re: Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"
 
CAPTION: Due to transporter malfunction, the Enterprise crew finds themselves outside of Cairo in 2011!

KIRK: Look! Riots! Let's go break some stuff!

McCOY: But, Captain, the Temporal Prime Directive....aw, the hell with it! Let's kick some butts!


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