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King Daniel Into Darkness August 16 2010 01:02 PM

Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
Last time on the Star Trek Comic Caption Contest...
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Milo Bloom wrote:
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Ferengi #1: And now...

Ferengi #2: Snoo-snoo!

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TiberiusMaximus wrote:
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"You guys don't look anything like Picard or Riker! This is the worst convention ever!"

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ProwlAlpha wrote:
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So, Doc, now that you seen mine....Can I see yours?

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SicOne wrote:
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"I'm sensing that Will's gonna sleep on the couch for six months if I find out he really banged Alli Lavena on the water planet!"

And now...

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The Laughing Vulcan August 16 2010 01:17 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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Monster: "Luke Skywalker of nuKirk. I don't care, either way I'm eating your ass!"

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McCoy: "Biggest... mistake... of my life... Crossing a tribble... with a Mogwai!"

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Bug Alien 1: "Eat it, or mate with it?"
Bug Alien 2: "Why can't we do both?"

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"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Klingon!"

Christopher August 16 2010 01:24 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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"Come on! Ripley and Bishop just ran into this cave!"
"Oh man oh man, I hope the Predators don't show up!"

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IN SICKBAY...
"McCoy to quartermaster! Wardrobe emergency!
"Jim Kirk finally got back at me for tearing his sleeve off at Psi 2000!"

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MEANWHILE, IN THE LAB OF THE DESIGNER ROBOTS...
"You've been arrested, offworlder, for crimes against fashion!"
"Honestly, mister, you look like you're wearing footie pajamas! And those colors, really! Now, how about a double-breasted burgundy jacket, black trousers..."

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AND IN CORNELIUS'S LAB:
"You did it! You maniacs! You blew it up! Now, quickly, tell me where to find the Alpha-Omega Bomb so I can blow it up some more!"
"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"

ProwlAlpha August 16 2010 01:37 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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Hey, you guys want to order a pizza? Or play some checkers?

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McCoy: Oh my god, oh my god!!!
Kirk:Bones, what is it?
McCoy: I just got back from a Justin Bieber concert, the horror, the horror!!!

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Why is he protecting the toilet?

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Hoah, White Man.

Deranged Nasat August 16 2010 10:43 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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Insectoid 1: "Aaaah!! Which grub's the queen? Which grub's the queen?!"

Insectoid 2: "They all look identical!"

Spock: "Gentlemen, I am very sorry. I was quite unaware that this was the nursery chamber. If you'll kindly...

Insectoid 1: "Shut up!"

Queen Grub: "I'm over here! I'm the grub with body segments!!"

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Klingon: "...and this "hurling faeces" you speak of. An intriguing technique - but is it an honourable attack?"

Ape: "We've never had any complaints, sir. We think most of our foes were too embarrassed".

Klingon: "The Empire will update its tactics accordingly".

Deranged Nasat August 16 2010 10:50 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
Second batch! :)

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The goodwill ambassador for the Monstrositrons is brutally kicked in the gonads by the humanoid intruders, who then run.

....


And because they remind me of Shadows:
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Shadow 1: "Welcome to Z'ha'dum. This is the purple statue of chaos. Of chaos, mind you."

Spock: "Curious. I do not see the logic in claiming such significance for a mere ornament"

Shadow 2: "...We picked the wrong guy, didn't we?"

Rat Boy August 16 2010 11:10 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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Spock Prime: "Quick, into the convenient plot device cave!"

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McCoy: "So that's why you don't put foil in the microwave."

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Spock: "I love you, but I hate you."

Bugs: *Angry bug noises*

Spock: "Damn, I was hoping that would work again."

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Klingon: "Oh no, I ain't doing the crossover shit again."

Spock: "Indeed, we're still trying to get Scooby-Doo's urine stain out of the carpet."

SicOne August 18 2010 11:11 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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Rat Boy wrote: (Post 4321718)
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Spock Prime: "Quickly, Jim; this way! And why are you wearing sneakers on an ice planet?"
Kirk: (sotto voce) "I just figured it out, Spock...I don't necessarily need to outrun the monster; just YOU!"

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McCoy: "Crap! I'm a doctor, not an engineer! We need Scotty up here to fix Barbarella's orgasmotron!"
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Bug #1: "Explanation, please, on why our grubs are unconscious and dripping, you look vastly surprised for a Vulcan, and your zipper is down..."

Bug #2: "Despite the explanation, we're still going to eat your brains when you're done."

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Klingon: "You flung feces at Spock but not at me. Explain to me why you are dishonorably discriminating against Klingons in this manner!"

Ape: "Well, you see, it looks to me like you've already had a pile hit your forehead; figured Cornelius over there just beat me to it...look, he's tossing another batch at your warriors now!"

Klingon: "This is just bad convention make-up! Today is a good day to die!"

Ape: "You wouldn't hit an ape with glasses, wouldja?"

!

SicOne August 18 2010 11:12 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
Crap, did it wrong...shows my captions as belonging to RatBoy's. OK, how do I do it right?

King Daniel Into Darkness August 18 2010 11:46 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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SicOne wrote: (Post 4326357)
Crap, did it wrong...shows my captions as belonging to RatBoy's. OK, how do I do it right?

Edit it, and at the top where it says "[QUOTE=whoever]", change the name to yours. Or just delete the quote bits at the top and bottom entirely.

ncc71877 August 19 2010 03:07 AM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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McCoy: Oh God. Nurse Chaple just beat the hell out of me.
But, if I tell... (whmper) oh god.

Thats all I got
ncc71877:bolian:

SicOne August 20 2010 01:38 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
[QUOTE=KingDaniel;4326454]
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SicOne wrote: (Post 4326357)
Crap, did it wrong...shows my captions as belonging to RatBoy's. OK, how do I do it right?

Edit it, and at the top where it says "
Quote:

whoever wrote:
", change the name to yours. Or just delete the quote bits at the top and bottom entirely.

A-ha! Thanks much!

SicOne August 20 2010 01:39 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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Spock Prime: "Quickly, Jim; this way! And why are you wearing sneakers on an ice planet?"
Kirk: (sotto voce) "I just figured it out, Spock...I don't necessarily need to outrun the monster; just YOU!"

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...01/comic32.jpg

McCoy: "Crap! I'm a doctor, not an engineer! We need Scotty up here to fix Barbarella's orgasmotron!"
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Bug #1: "Explanation, please, on why our grubs are unconscious and dripping, you look vastly surprised for a Vulcan, and your zipper is down..."

Bug #2: "Despite the explanation, we're still going to eat your brains when you're done."

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Klingon: "You flung feces at Spock but not at me. Explain to me why you are dishonorably discriminating against Klingons in this manner!"

Ape: "Well, you see, it looks to me like you've already had a pile hit your forehead; figured Cornelius over there just beat me to it...look, he's tossing another batch at your warriors now!"

Klingon: "This is just bad convention make-up! Today is a good day to die!"

Ape: "You wouldn't hit an ape with glasses, wouldja?"

SicOne August 20 2010 01:40 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
There we are; much better.

milo bloom August 20 2010 10:31 PM

Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
 
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ncc71877 wrote: (Post 4326822)
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McCoy: Oh God. Nurse Chaple just beat the hell out of me.
But, if I tell... (whmper) oh god.

Kirk (off-screen): Bones? What happen--

Bones: I fell down some stairs!


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