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LeadHead June 29 2010 07:02 PM

DS9 Caption Contest #3 Heads up!
If it's Tuesday, it means it's time for a new Caption Contest!

We were a little light on captions last week, but not on the funny, nice captions everyone!

Now to our winners:

For proving that life never turns out the way you think, our winner is:


Rat Boy wrote: (Post 4199418)

Sisko: "At last! I'm so looking forward to being an empty-nester."

*Kasidy runs in*

Kasidy: "I'm pregnant!"

Sisko: "Damn."

For poking fun at one of the weirdest expressions I've ever heard, our winner is:


Rush Limborg wrote: (Post 4180023)

(Molly runs in)

O'Brien: Uh, Molly? I thought we said not to come i--

Molly: already know who Mommy's daddy is!

O'Brien: Uh...yes?

Molly: So why ask her, silly?

Keiko: You know...she's gotta point.

O'Brien: Oh, knock it off....

And for Showing us that Klingons have a special ritual and name for everything, our winner is:


The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 4193742)

Alexander: "Ah, the ritual dagger of K'Lak'breth"
Worf: "No, it's..."
Alexander: "The honourable stilletto of M'kRagh?"
Worf: "Actually..."
Alexander: "Oh... it must be the tempered blade of Gal'kal'brak'thath. The fourth moon of Karthag is rising and it's almost time for the tribble bloodletting ritual..."
Worf: "If you'd..."
Alexander: "I give up, I'm all out of rituals and honourables..."
Worf: "It's a can opener you nitwit. I heard you were going camping..."

Since we didn't have any PhotoShops this time around, I decided we should have a Special Winner for reminding us That Jake Sisko was still on DS9 all seven Seasons award:


AdmiralGarak wrote: (Post 4186495)
Sisko: "Okay, I've packed all of your Season 7 scripts into that suitcase, Jake-o. Whatever you do, don't leave it at grandpa's house. I wouldn't want you standing around uselessly with no episodes of your own for an entire season."

Congratulations to our winners!

And now, onto our new Contest!

LeadHead June 29 2010 07:06 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #3 Heads up!

Mark Allen Sheppard: What, now not only do I never get to speak but I'm a ghost now too?

Sisko: (off screen) I told her that traditional Creole Cooking required for food to cook suspended in the air.

Worf: (off screen) She is gullible, do you think that would work in tricking her to pick up my dirty socks?

Armin Shimmerman: What do you mean you have more lines than I do in this episode?!

Mom: Damn this DSL!

ares93 June 29 2010 07:08 PM

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 4204594)

Dax: Chief! Oprah is about to start and you messed with the antenna again. I'm calling the cable guy!

AdmiralGarak June 29 2010 10:14 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #3 Heads up!
In later years, Morn was comprised almost entirely out of alcoholic vapors.
Klingon insect foggers were predictably inefficient.
Jake: "Really, Quark? I've always loved you, too!"
Audience: ":crazy:"
Quark: "You've acquired my heart, Jake!"
Audience: ":ack:"
Jake: "Let's write a new love story together!"
Audience: ":barf:"

Guartho June 29 2010 10:42 PM

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In her academy days, Dax won admission to her sorority of choice when she brought Klingon bongs to the party.
Quark: Why do you sit around staring at a fuzzy screen all day?
Dax: Commander Carey told Captain Sisko that if you get the Cartoon Network and the Adult Channel, they put your
name in a special file.

Nerys Myk June 30 2010 06:52 AM

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DAX: What else is on? This is a dumb concept for a TV show.

The Laughing Vulcan June 30 2010 02:28 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #3 Heads up!
Thank you for the victory :techman:

Morn: "Odo, you must go to the Dagobah system, where you will learn from the Jedi Master... Hey, cut that out, that's just rude!"

Worf to Sisko: "Confidentially, there's no meaning to this Klingon rite, besides checking your prospective bride for armpit hair."

Quark: "You're lucky I'm not Brunt. He'd tell you that you'd be invading his personal bubble right now."

Helm: "Approaching the Magic Eye nebula, sir. I think I can make out the Dominion fleet."
Navigator: "Nah, it's just a couple of dolphins."

Nerys Myk June 30 2010 08:17 PM

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DAX: For the last time, who ordered the damn soup?

LeadHead June 30 2010 10:18 PM

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If this is a Klingon Bachelorette party, I really don't want to know about their baby showers.

T'Girl July 1 2010 03:40 AM

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Kira (os): "Dax, now that you and Worf are back from your honeymoon I was wondering, how big Worf's unit?

Dax: "It's this ...

SRFX July 1 2010 04:48 AM

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Quark: "How can the Federation economy not involve money? It just doesn't make any sense! Seriously, this is just some communist bullshit nobody can explain!"

Jake: "Yeah, I try not to think about it too much."

Isis July 1 2010 01:20 PM

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Friends don't let other friends drive space stations drunk.

Worf (OS): "When you said let's get physical, I didn't think you meant strength training."

Jake: "I realize you're Ferengi, but you're gonna have to spring for mouthwash. No wonder you haven't had a date in five years."

The Laughing Vulcan July 1 2010 01:47 PM

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Bit of a stretch, but the pose reminds me of...

Jake: "I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."

bullethead July 1 2010 06:22 PM

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Dax: They spent an entire episode collecting water? WTF?

Nerys Myk July 1 2010 06:40 PM

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SISKO: Who was your piloting instructor again?

DAX: Last name was Troi. Dina...Dinah...something like that. Why?

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