DS9 Caption Contest #3 Heads up!
 

If it's Tuesday, it means it's time for a new Caption Contest!

We were a little light on captions last week, but not on the funny, nice captions everyone!

Now to our winners:

For proving that life never turns out the way you think, our winner is:


For poking fun at one of the weirdest expressions I've ever heard, our winner is:


And for Showing us that Klingons have a special ritual and name for everything, our winner is:

Since we didn't have any PhotoShops this time around, I decided we should have a Special Winner for reminding us That Jake Sisko was still on DS9 all seven Seasons award:

Congratulations to our winners!

And now, onto our new Contest!

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Mark Allen Sheppard: What, now not only do I never get to speak but I'm a ghost now too?

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Sisko: (off screen) I told her that traditional Creole Cooking required for food to cook suspended in the air.

Worf: (off screen) She is gullible, do you think that would work in tricking her to pick up my dirty socks?

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Armin Shimmerman: What do you mean you have more lines than I do in this episode?!

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Mom: Damn this DSL!

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Dax: Chief! Oprah is about to start and you messed with the antenna again. I'm calling the cable guy!
O'Brien: NOOOOOOOO!

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In later years, Morn was comprised almost entirely out of alcoholic vapors.


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Klingon insect foggers were predictably inefficient.


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Jake: "Really, Quark? I've always loved you, too!"
Audience: ":crazy:"
Quark: "You've acquired my heart, Jake!"
Audience: ":ack:"
Jake: "Let's write a new love story together!"
Audience: ":barf:"

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In her academy days, Dax won admission to her sorority of choice when she brought Klingon bongs to the party.




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Quark: Why do you sit around staring at a fuzzy screen all day?
Dax: Commander Carey told Captain Sisko that if you get the Cartoon Network and the Adult Channel, they put your
name in a special file.

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DAX: What else is on? This is a dumb concept for a TV show.

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Thank you for the victory :techman:

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Morn: "Odo, you must go to the Dagobah system, where you will learn from the Jedi Master... Hey, cut that out, that's just rude!"

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Worf to Sisko: "Confidentially, there's no meaning to this Klingon rite, besides checking your prospective bride for armpit hair."

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Quark: "You're lucky I'm not Brunt. He'd tell you that you'd be invading his personal bubble right now."

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Helm: "Approaching the Magic Eye nebula, sir. I think I can make out the Dominion fleet."
Navigator: "Nah, it's just a couple of dolphins."

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DAX: For the last time, who ordered the damn soup?

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If this is a Klingon Bachelorette party, I really don't want to know about their baby showers.

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Kira (os): "Dax, now that you and Worf are back from your honeymoon I was wondering, how big Worf's unit?

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Quark: "How can the Federation economy not involve money? It just doesn't make any sense! Seriously, this is just some communist bullshit nobody can explain!"

Jake: "Yeah, I try not to think about it too much."

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Friends don't let other friends drive space stations drunk.


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Worf (OS): "When you said let's get physical, I didn't think you meant strength training."


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Jake: "I realize you're Ferengi, but you're gonna have to spring for mouthwash. No wonder you haven't had a date in five years."

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Bit of a stretch, but the pose reminds me of...

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Jake: "I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."

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Dax: They spent an entire episode collecting water? WTF?

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SISKO: Who was your piloting instructor again?

DAX: Last name was Troi. Dina...Dinah...something like that. Why?