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Shatmandu December 31 2009 04:33 AM

Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
Hiya, folks.

Like Tiger Woods to a horse-faced, emotionally-hollow white woman, it may take me a while, but I'll always be back for another romp.

The bestest of the best from last round were ...

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 3686283)
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Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."

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Yeoman Randi wrote: (Post 3684685)
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One of E.Harmonys lesser known success stories.


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Franklin wrote: (Post 3683380)
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In between takes:
Pegg: It's a big laugh line, Roy. I wanna get it right when we film the scene. Let me run a few more by you. How about, I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting.
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's bleeding exciting!
Deep Roy: Don't improvise.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Did it.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Worst yet.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Got it.
Pegg: Thanks.


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Naughty Boy wrote: (Post 3683453)
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Scotty: "Hang on; he always needs me to hold his hand when I take him to the bathroom for tinkies."


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cooleddie74 wrote: (Post 3693236)
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SCOTTY:Don't tell anyone back at Starfleet Command...

but Admiral Archer's beagle?

Keenser here ATE his wee arse when we ran out of meat-flavored protein nibs.


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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 3682298)

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Running Spock: "Bitch is stealing my gig!"


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Franklin wrote: (Post 3682755)
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Average Trek BBS poster's first take on this picture: She looks photo-shopped.


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scottyclaus wrote: (Post 3694871)
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Scotty: "His people's butts are on their faces. Don't be an ass-ist."


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scottyclaus wrote: (Post 3689067)
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Scotty: "Acch, stop your whinin'. You luke good here. I didna think you'd mind me postin' your nudie photos online."

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scottyclaus wrote: (Post 3683816)
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Scotty: "Are ye daft? It's not soccer, it's football."

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 3684055)
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UHURA: Where'd those two idiots come from?


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scottyclaus wrote: (Post 3684705)

Nicely done, all of you.

This week's bits are:

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Have at it.

Joe, later than never

Shatmandu December 31 2009 04:35 AM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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S'Notnose: "Too bad your father wasn't Ambassador to Orion ..."


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Kirk: "THEY'RE GOING TO PHOTOSHOP MEEEEEEEEE!"

captain crow December 31 2009 05:14 AM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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[zipper sound]

Spock: It is highly illogical for something that small to able to get caught like that.

Shatmandu December 31 2009 06:02 AM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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Pine: "They love me, right? They wouldn't mess with me."



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Pine: "Ow."
Quinto: "You may have overestimated your popularity."

Franklin December 31 2009 02:54 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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It was rumored by some that parts of the next Star Trek movie were filmed in secret during the shooting of ST09. This leaked snippet of film seems to confirm that rumor:

Kirk: Khaaaaaaaaannn!!!!!!!!!

Shatmandu December 31 2009 03:57 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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S'Notnose: "Your mother was great in Heathers."

Isis December 31 2009 04:57 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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S'Imoncowell: "Dreadful, you're not going to Hollywood."

cooleddie74 December 31 2009 05:21 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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SPOCK:Since Doctor McCoy is not here at the moment...

Please turn.

And COUGH.

cooleddie74 December 31 2009 05:21 PM

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S'notnose: SPOCK!

Give us your holographic lunch credits...NOW.

Franklin December 31 2009 06:10 PM

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Kogan [distracted and wandring out of the shot]: I'm sorry, Mr. Abrams. But I'm just not able to concentrate right now.
Abrams: What's wrong, Jacob? Did Jimmy Bennett steal your bike again?

Nerys Myk December 31 2009 06:46 PM

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KIRK: I thought that was applied to the neck!!!!!

Yeoman Randi December 31 2009 07:23 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
HEY JOE,

Wow! thanks for the win!!! You've made my day!

Just wanna thank you and everyone else who submits captions to your contests a big thank you for all the laughs you have given me over the last few months. I think you are all such wonderfully talented people....anyone who can make another person laugh they way you all do for me deserve a great big hug! Have a happy and safe new years all!

The Yeoman~

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Pine: Olivia was seen buying condoms?????? WITHOUT ME????????

Jonas Grumby December 31 2009 09:22 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
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First Vulcan in Background: "He's using the Brainwave Scanner to create a holographic image of a young, human, Nubian female. But he's imaging her naked! Should we do something?
Second Vulcan: "I don't know. I mean, he is half-human himself. Maybe this is just some harmless and innocent manifestation of his human side."
Third Vulcan: "Oh, for crying out loud, he's got her kissing her own ass!"


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Spock: "Contrary to rumor, there is no such thing as the 'Vulcan Death Grip." This, however, is the Vulcan 'Have I got your attention now?' Grip."

Alrik December 31 2009 10:01 PM

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Lil Spock: "Again? You guys are real deuchebags, you know that?"

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Spock: "With just a little more preasure, I believe I can make you a soprano."

Shatmandu December 31 2009 10:29 PM

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting
 
Yeoman Randi,

You're very welcome. This is a great place to play, and you and everyone else here make it better!



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Skirk, the worst Vulcan ever: "EAT SHIT, YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE HUMAN!!"


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