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Shatmandu December 29 2009 04:11 AM

TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...
 
Hiya, folks.

Finally getting back into a groove from the holiday. Lots of family, and the aggravating ones couldn't make it.

Your captions that made me spill my stockings were:

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SRFX wrote: (Post 3686375)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...emindhd024.jpg
Kirk: "Excellent! The plot device has arrived."


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Corallis wrote: (Post 3683355)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...emindhd382.jpg

Kirk: 'Helen, you know I can't go when somebody's watching...'



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Isis wrote: (Post 3697374)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...nshall_015.jpg

When Kirk started smelling every set of wind chimes he could get his hands on, McCoy knew it was time to take him off active duty.


Quote:

Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 3683989)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...nshall_015.jpg

Kirk: "It's Aramis alright! We're on the right trail; Sulu definitely came this way!"


Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 3684093)


Quote:

captain crow wrote: (Post 3688325)
http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/s...iveThrough.jpg
Noel: That will be $12.98. Please pull your Rascal Scooter up to the next window to collect your order.

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johcomp wrote: (Post 3689795)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...emindhd382.jpg

Dr Conetits: Make suggestions about me shaving again then, Fuckhead, I dare you!!!

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scottyclaus wrote: (Post 3689819)

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 3690325)
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ps/trekmas.jpg

KIRK: No one will notice if I open just one.


Very nicely done, all.

This week's shots are a mixed bag:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eedhd264-1.jpg


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...sbrain_086.jpg


And the oddball is:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eseedhd530.jpg

I think we'll probably need a "dick in the door" joke running tally.

Joe, tally-runner

Shatmandu December 29 2009 04:14 AM

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Khan: "It would also ... help my recovery ... if I could be given a bladed weapon ... or perhaps a bazooka."
Kirk: "I'll have six of each sent right up, harmless stranger I know nothing about."



http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...sbrain_086.jpg

Kirk: "Could you guys shut up? I'm trying to figure out what these dots are ..."



http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eseedhd530.jpg

Uhura: "It's the non-asshole-detectors, sir."

Gertch December 29 2009 04:25 AM

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Kirk: "I'm sorry but I have to move this between your superior chest and the cameras."







http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eseedhd530.jpg
"Someone freeze the turbo lift QUICKLY."

marylizz December 29 2009 04:54 AM

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Khan: Could I get a different room? The unicorn in the room behind me keeps staring at me from that hole in the wall.

Ryan Thomas Riddle December 29 2009 04:54 AM

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Khan: You have misspelled my name on the medical forms. It's K-H-A-N not K-A-H-N.


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...sbrain_086.jpg

Sulu: Pavel, the stars are blinking in and out of order.
Chekov: I told you not to get those pills from Scotty.


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eseedhd530.jpg

Kirk: Whelp, looks like I'll have to change my Adult Friend Finder from uncut to cut.

M'Sharak December 29 2009 05:11 AM

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Kirk: All right, Khan - now, look at the monitor. This right here
(tapping monitor for emphasis) says the chest is phony --
totally
unbelievable and plastic-looking!


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...sbrain_086.jpg

Chekov: (defensively) Vhat?
Kirk: Mr. Sulu?
Sulu: Pavel's already nabbed Mister Spock's earpiece. It's kind of cute.
Chekov: But I am ecting Science Officer!
Sulu: Of course you are. (snickers)

Jonas Grumby December 29 2009 05:21 AM

Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...
 
Thanks for the win, Joe! :)

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eedhd264-1.jpg

Khan (taking a standard Ink Blot Test): "Ugh! Another disgusting sexual image! What is wrong with you people?"


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eseedhd530.jpg

Kirk: "You know, at least indirectly, this is all Helen Noel's fault!"

Nerys Myk December 29 2009 05:27 AM

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KHAN: Much better. Now fluff my pillows and get me a glass of water.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...sbrain_086.jpg

SULU: He still can't see the sailboat.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eseedhd530.jpg

MCCOY: Get the spray bottle Spock. He's at it again.

A beaker full of death December 29 2009 05:31 AM

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Archer: This is... *

Sulu: Did you hear anything?
Chekov: Nyet. Not a ting.
Kirk: Them's my boys.

scottydog December 29 2009 06:47 AM

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Nerys Myk December 29 2009 06:58 AM

Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...
 
Quote:

A beaker full of death wrote: (Post 3704788)

UHURA: I'm picking up a transmission...

KIRK: Put it on audio.

ARCHER: Report Mr. Reed?

REED: Hull plating at 100 %. Best I can figure its some sort of welcoming pyrotechnic display.

scottydog December 29 2009 07:08 AM

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Kirk: "Magnification 3, Mr. Sulu."

Sulu: "Better make it magnification 100, sir."

Nerys Myk December 29 2009 07:24 AM

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KIRKS: It's like we're looking in a mirror.

scottydog December 29 2009 07:26 AM

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The Laughing Vulcan December 29 2009 01:30 PM

Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...
 
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Khan: "When I awoke, there was a young man with a bad haircut, suckling from me as if I were his mother..."
Kirk: "Chekov..."


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...sbrain_086.jpg

Kirk: "That's it, five years is enough of this. Everytime you two glance at each other, I get a face full of homoerotic subtext. Now cut it out, or go on separate shifts."

Uhura os: "Try looking at the back of an egotistical asshole for five years."




http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...eseedhd530.jpg

Kirk: "Janice, I'm sorry... I was wrong, you don't have fat calves... Janice? Listen, honey. We're in the middle of a situation here. I need to get to the transporter room...

... Spock take a note. Either transfer the neurotic bitch off this ship, or get another turbolift installed on the bridge...

Janice honey, can we talk about this?"


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