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Shatmandu December 29 2009 03:36 AM

The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
Hiya, folks.

Just a little late getting back on track from the holidays. Hope everyone had at least a decent time. I was up until 4 am Christmas Eve putting together a damned pretend baby-changing table for my daughter that was designed and manufactured by the Devil himself.

But anyway, here we go. Your captions that set my toes to tappin' were:

Quote:

Johnnyracefan wrote: (Post 3685129)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear014.jpg

McCoy: (Loud slapping sound) "Hi ya Toots!"

Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 3686113)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...ihad_050-1.jpg

ALIEN: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

SPOCK: Just let me know if I'm close.

Quote:

Naughty Boy wrote: (Post 3682863)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...trap_104-1.jpg

Gorn: "Come back to my place, baby. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...ihad_050-1.jpg

Spock: "It's December and you haven't set your clock back an hour yet? No wonder we're always so fucking late to work."

Nicely done, all.

This week's bits are:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg


Have at it.

Joe, still finding bows in the couch cushions

Shatmandu December 29 2009 03:41 AM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

Sarek: "Your mother was helping re-inflate my pneumatic belt."



http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

Kirk: "If you dispensed cold beer, you'd be the perfect woman."

Ryan Thomas Riddle December 29 2009 03:57 AM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

Sarek: I am not a traitor, but your mother is certainly a human whore.



http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

Kirk: I wished Uhura wouldn't trim her hedge while sitting in my chair.

The Laughing Vulcan December 29 2009 01:34 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
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Sarek: "Fascinating..."
Spock: "Faniscating..."
Sarek: "Fa.. si.. nay.. ting..."
Spock: "Fenestrating."
Sarek: "Fascinating, you will say it repeatedly until you get it right."



http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

Carl os: "My afro, has anyone seen my... Oh hell no!"

Hambone December 29 2009 03:52 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

SAREK: Spock, you must learn to control your emotions. Now tell me what the other Vulcan boys said that upset you so.

SPOCK: They said this haircut makes me look like Moe Howard.

SAREK: I shall kill them all. Amanda, bring me my Lirpa.


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

KIRK: No one touch my cotton candy while I ride the Tilt-A-Whirl. It's mine, I tell you...mine!

Shatmandu December 29 2009 04:28 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
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Sarek: "That man was our landlord. And we'll not speak of it again."

Rat Boy December 29 2009 05:03 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
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Rat Boy's dad: "You won a Shatmandu-run caption contest using the exact same caption you used a year and a half ago to win an Outpost4 caption contest?"

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

Shatner: "Why didn't Grace Lee take her makeup puff thing with her when she left the show?"

Shatmandu December 29 2009 07:11 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
Quote:

Naughty Boy wrote: (Post 3705572)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

Rat Boy's dad: "You won a Shatmandu-run caption contest using the exact same caption you used a year and a half ago to win an Outpost4 caption contest?"

Rat Boy: "If he can use the same jokes over and over, why can't I?"

Rat Boy December 29 2009 09:30 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

Sarek: "You're not going out in that robe. Put on your bondage clothes like all the other children."

milo bloom December 29 2009 10:50 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
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animated-Shatner had to be given yet another warning for bringing giant pizza puffs to the set for meal breaks.

It wouldn't have been so bad if he would have shared...

mari December 29 2009 11:44 PM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
Hi! Newb here! :) Love these caption games...

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

Sarek: That is not our son.
Amanda: Pointy ears, bowl cut, bad attitude... I don't know, you all look alike to me.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

Kirk: While I'm in the head, the tribble has the conn.

Nerys Myk December 30 2009 12:16 AM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

SPOCK: You sound different.

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

KIRK: Come on baby, If I wasn't the Captain would you be allowed to sit in the chair?

Jonas Grumby December 30 2009 12:43 AM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...teryear217.jpg

Sarek: "My son, when you wear your mother's underwear out in public, the other boys are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you."


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

Kirk (voice-over): "Captain's Log, personal: The crew seems quite taken aback by my giant, new pet tribble. The female crewmembers are particularly incensed that I've named it 'Muffy.'"

UssGlenn December 30 2009 01:00 AM

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Kirk: "Laugh it up, Fuzzball."

Isis December 30 2009 03:43 AM

Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
 
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...rouble_261.jpg

Kirk: "Chekov, taking Sulu's toilet seat and putting it in my chair just isn't funny."


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