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cultcross December 21 2009 11:23 PM

TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
That's all for contest #164, and it's time to announce THE WINNERS!!!

For the first image, we have:

Quote:

scottyclaus wrote: (Post 3624467)
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption164a.jpg

Worf: "Captain Baldy over there is transferring O'Brien and I over to DS9."

Ro and Geordi: "Take Keiko, too! Take Keiko, too!"

And for the second,

Quote:

Alrik wrote: (Post 3634529)
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption164b.jpg

DATA: "Think this is impressive? You should see what I can do playing poker........probably should not have said that."



With photoshop winner:

Quote:

Shatmandu wrote: (Post 3612020)
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...u2/weqwewq.jpg

Growling Voiceover Guy: "Tonight's episode of Staaar Trek: TheNextGeneration is brought to you by Budweiser. Buuuudweiser, the King of Beeeeers!"

:lol: :lol: Well done to everyone who entered!!

This contest's images are as follows. MORBO DEMANDS CAPTIONS.

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

Holdfast December 21 2009 11:36 PM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
No, Geordi, a threesome is absolutely out of the question!

Shatmandu December 21 2009 11:43 PM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
Hey, a win! That's a nice gift!


http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Brahms: "Why can't the holodeck make me the Captain of a starship lost in the Delta Quadrant?"



http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

Data, head twitching: "Hmm. Nothing rhymes with 'fully functional' ..."

Finn December 21 2009 11:48 PM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Dr. Brahms: "She's a size 6. I"m a 8. I knew you were lying when I asked you if you thought I was fat".

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg
Dr. Brahms "Pivoting Nacelles? That's crazy talk!!! Next, you'd tell me the ship's helmsman will turn into a salamander at warp ten".

scottydog December 22 2009 01:57 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://i48.tinypic.com/1zpmeeo.jpg

Data: "Out, damn spot."

Rat Boy December 22 2009 02:24 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Brahms: "'Ample nacelles?' Only a drunken idiot would use that as a pickup line."

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

Data (singing): "I fell in to a burning ring of fire..."

Jonas Grumby December 22 2009 02:28 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Leah: "Forget it, you creep! If you want your little holographic love doll to learn how to moan and sigh, you can damn well teach her yourself!


http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

Data (singing): "Bilbo...Bilbo..."


http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Leah (miffed): "You like me better the way I looked as a graduate student? Fine! I was skinny, bitchy, sexually inexperienced, humorless and a lesbian! Enjoy!"

Rat Boy December 22 2009 02:36 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Brahms: "'Scrub my plasma conduit with your tongue?!'"

Shatmandu December 22 2009 02:43 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

<Data plucks out the "Smoke on the Water" hook for an hour. Then, the guitar dissolves.>
Computer Voice: "Enough."

scottydog December 22 2009 03:42 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Brahms: "Geordi! Geordi Cornhole LaForge, what have you been up to? Nothing good, I'm sure. Well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing...."

Triskelion December 22 2009 03:45 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
Quote:

Shatmandu wrote: (Post 3688841)
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

<Data plucks out the "Smoke on the Water" hook for an hour. Then, the guitar dissolves.>
Computer Voice: "Enough."


^ W.I.N.

game over!

Triskelion December 22 2009 03:58 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...aytoHeaven.png

I'm sure that only applies to amateurs.

Nerys Myk December 22 2009 04:45 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

GEORDI: I love her, but I hate you.

BRAHMS: What lame TV show did you rip that off of?

Nerys Myk December 22 2009 04:49 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

DATA (singing): I gave my love a cherry that had no stone...
Worf enters, smashes guitar and says: Sorry.

Triskelion December 22 2009 06:09 AM

Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"
 
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165a.jpg

Geordi <thinking>: Whew. Glad she didn't find the Princess Leia bikini.

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption165b.jpg

If Troi shouts out "Nightbird" I'm going to space her.


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