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cultcross November 2 2009 12:14 PM

TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'
 
That's it for contest #162, and creating a paradox with predictions from time travellers that THE WINNERS! would never surface, here they are:

For the first image,

Quote:

Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 3474401)

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LaForge: "Oh, great, thanks, Commander! Where did you find it?"

Riker: "In a Jeffries tube, right next to the ventilation grill to Counselor Troi's quarters."

LaForge: *embarrassed silence*

Riker: "Do I need to say anything more, or do we understand each other?"


For the second,

Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 3475418)
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption162a.jpg

DATA: We don't take canon violations lightly around here.



And the photoshop winner this week goes to more of a continuing story: Quantum Trek: The Next Leap as a combined effort
Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 3488430)
Quote:

cooleddie74 wrote: (Post 3484585)
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption162a.jpg

The Scott Bakula inter-TREK crossover nobody expected.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...anips/yart.jpg

"Oh boy!"

For this contest, we have a guest entry from our very own Shatmandu, who was just tuning in to a Night With Worf on pay-per-view, when he happened to capture this. Picard and Troi knew how he felt.

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption163a.jpg

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Triskelion November 2 2009 01:48 PM

Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'
 
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So son, have they made you a meme yet? That Grignak is a meme, Convay Tvitty is a meme, and, who is that -
Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy, Lastochka.
Even that unpleasant little orphan boy Vomit.
Ve don't know he's an orphan Lastochka -
Go on, tell me he has a mother. And you, Worf? You can't have some quirk or sexy habit like the assless chaps?
I AM NOT WEARING ASSLESS CHAPS.
Come on, Worf, let Mama embroider you a nice pair of assless chaps.
I have all the specs and diagrams at home!

http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.co...aption163b.jpg

Youtube, Counselor?
Mm hm.
Fearless warrior my assless chaps.

scottydog November 2 2009 03:03 PM

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Worf: "I do NOT understand. I should NOT be able to see your reflections in the mirror."


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Picard: "So Commander Riker did use Geordi's visor to scratch his taint."

The Laughing Vulcan November 2 2009 03:22 PM

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Worf: "I do NOT understand. I was raised by Russian jews, but I do not have the accent, nor do I exhibit the same cultural idiosyncracies."


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Troi: "That's you checking out my ass, that's you slapping it on the way out of the briefing room. That's where you said, in front of the Admiralty no less, 'Nice caboose, toots', that's where..."
Picard: "Your point being..."
Troi: "It's a clear case of sexual harrassment!"
Picard: "In the future, we've evolved beyond the need for sexual harrassment lawsuits."
Troi: "Don't make me slap you upside the head."

Ryan Thomas Riddle November 2 2009 03:41 PM

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Picard: I'm curious to see this video you say you made with Dr. Crusher--"Two Girls, One Cup."

scottydog November 2 2009 03:49 PM

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Worf: "I do NOT need you to cut my meat ANY LONGER."

Helena Rozhenko: "Oh Worf. You are breaking your mother's heart!"

Worf: "In that case... you may continue to change my diaper."


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Troi: "So you'll do something about this?"

Picard: "Indeed I will. Picard to Wesley Crusher. Please find a better place to hide the video camera in Counselor Troi's quarters."

Nerys Myk November 2 2009 05:35 PM

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HELENA: All I'm saying is that you should wear bangs*



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PICARD: How did they put our faces on those bodies?

* My mother said something similar the first time she saw Worf

Rat Boy November 2 2009 05:45 PM

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Worf: "Do you two mind?"

Sergei: "It's okay, son. We know you like singing Michael Jackson's 'Man in the Mirror' when you think no one's looking."

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Picard: "Is that Worf singing...?"

Troi: "'Man in the Mirror,' I know. Why do you think I dumped his loony ass?"

Ryan Thomas Riddle November 2 2009 06:16 PM

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Worf: Get out! I wasn't doing anything!
Helena: It's okay, Worf. It's natural for a young warrior to polish his bat'leth every once in a while.
Sergi: In fact, I did it this morning in the sonic shower.


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Troi: You see, those bastards at TrekBBS keep making caption contest jokes about my driving.
Picard: Well, counselor, you have to admit that your track record isn't exactly superb.

Rat Boy November 2 2009 06:49 PM

Re: TNG Caption This #163 - 'Not of the canon'
 
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middyseafort wrote: (Post 3542445)
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Worf: Get out! I wasn't doing anything!
Helena: It's okay, Worf. It's natural for a young warrior to polish his bat'leth every once in a while.
Sergi: In fact, I did it this morning in the sonic shower.

Worf: "My sonic shower?!"

Finn November 2 2009 08:36 PM

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A cut scene from Parallels where Tasha wasn't killed off...

Helena: Tasha seems like a nice girl.
Sergei: She reminds me of your mother at that age.
Worf: I know. But Data is my superior officer.

Ryan Thomas Riddle November 2 2009 09:21 PM

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Helena: Ve have bad news for you, Vorf. You aren't Russian.
Sergi: It's true ve found you in a rocketship that crashed landed just outside the farm.
Worf: So my head isn't a birth defect?!

scottydog November 2 2009 10:33 PM

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Worf: "YOU are an EMBARRASSMENT to me."

Sergey: "Vie? Becuss I haff a Bride off Frankenstein beard?"

Worf: "No. Because you arranged my hair like scottydog's avatar!"


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Picard: "But how can this be?"

Troi: "Oh it be. Somehow, in some way, flat screen monitors were better in the early 21st century than they are today."

Nerf22 November 3 2009 12:14 AM

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Picard: *quickly closes window* Oh, counselor, I was just... going over the daily reports.

Troi: Uh huh.

Jonas Grumby November 3 2009 02:46 AM

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Worf: "Stop it! Stop with the goofy faces! A Klingon warrior does not giggle!"


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Picard: "My apologies for doubting your word, Commander. I concede, that definitely is you in a topless whip fight with Faye Dunaway! But...how...when...WHY?"


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