The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

heads who delivered a prophecy:

"Only

 

the child of the sweaty man

 

will free the sacred odour."

 

Coincidentally, Chekov was sweaty from vigorous

 

love making with Ambassador Kosh from

 

Tellar.

"You might be a parent

 

but I have six tentacles that

 

are all tickling Kirk's left armpit

 

in an effort to cause a

 

diplomatic incident but Kirk merely smiled

 

and gazed at me so salaciously

 

I fainted dramatically into Sulu's arms

 

and he accidentally dropped me into

 

Uhura's lap.

"Unprofessional! Inappropriate! Scandalous!" ranted

 

Ambassador Robert Fox.

"Arrogant prick." mumbled

 

Kirk, just before drinking a beakerful

 

of Scotty's finish single malt whisky.

 

Unfortunately It was laced with toxic

 

irn bru which turned him orange

 

and gave him halitosis worse than