The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

leaning into people and sharing secrets

 

such as the Enterprise's prefix code

 

and, even worse, Scotty's haggis recipe

 

which didn't even include any real

 

haggis, he substituted with guinea pigs!

 

Meanwhile, on the homeworld of the

 

Pakleds, Lore was trying to build

 

himself a wife; he gave her

 

ginger hair and instantly regretted this

 

because it reminds him of a

 

Highland cow he'd befriended before Worf

 

slaughtered it for a lunch buffet

 

and it ate it uncooked

 

for some reason he programmed her

 

to transform into a cow and

 

live a simple life. Distraught he

 

flew into the Nexus. Unfortunately, androids

 

cannot survive the phenomenon and he

 

was forcibly ejected. Lost and confused

 

he encountered a Klingon with two