Bad Starship Names

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  1. Vanyel

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    Aside from the nationality of the singers, what's the difference between K-Pop and Boy Bands?

    USS Colonel Flagg
     
  2. Vanyel

    Vanyel The Imperious Leader Premium Member

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    Or, this old number: Anything you can do we can do better. We can do anything better than you.
    Or in Picard season 3: In dreams she sang to me, in dreams she came. That voice that calls to me and sings my name.
     
  3. Bekk Ishy Z

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    Well, in this case, K stood for Klingons. And they were hardly boys. So, there's that. :nyah:
     
  4. at Quark's

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    USS Exactly What It Says On This Tin Can
     
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  5. Verteron

    Verteron Lux in tenebris lucet Premium Member

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  6. Vanyel

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    USS 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
     
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  7. Verteron

    Verteron Lux in tenebris lucet Premium Member

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    Crewed entirely by Bynars
     
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    USS Ford's Theater
    USS Dealey Plaza
    USS Lorraine Motel
    USS Ambassador Hotel
     
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  10. Vanyel

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    USS Do Starfleet Engineers Know any other Colors Than Grey and White?
     
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  11. SJGardner

    SJGardner Commodore Commodore

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    And its sister ship USS Beige And Cream
     
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  12. Verteron

    Verteron Lux in tenebris lucet Premium Member

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    USS Engineering

    Imagine how hard the comm system designers will facepalm when they have to code in extta logic and exceptions for when the system hears "Picard to Engineering" and that ship is within comm range.
     
  13. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    @Verteron by that same token, any ship that shares the last name of a crewmember.
     
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  14. Vanyel

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    USS Crazy Old Man
    Its torpedo tubes shake an angry fist

    USS Mexican Mother its torpedo tubes fire chanclas with unchallenged accuracy. I swear my grandmother could make hers bounce of walls to hit us in another room because we were making too much noise for her to hear her Novelas.
     
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  16. Vanyel

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    USS I'm Spartacus
     
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  17. Bekk Ishy Z

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  18. B.J.

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    The entire fleet needs to be named this! :D
     
  19. Vanyel

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    USS Bruce
     
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