- About Captain Brylcream
- At the bottom of a pint glass
- Watching Fox News and getting angry at Glenn Beck
- Maritime Windbag
- Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek Movies
Set Phasers to Perculate
Captain Brylcream: He can kill a thread stone dead with a single post.
- Fleet Captain