- About TFMinister
- Born in Northern Canada. Lost many-a-loyal Inuit friend to a belligerent moose. Kicked out of the Kindergarten Communist Society for a refusal to distribute gummy bears to the proletariat. Founder of the National Man-Television Love Association.
- Between Coasts
- Working on a musical biography of David Koresh called “Leggo my WACO”. Avoiding people. Exterminating all rational thought.
- Unworking Vaguely Academic Pseudo-Intellectual
- "You know, this is -- excuse me -- a damn fine cup of coffee." -- Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks