Mr. Laser Beam
- About Mr. Laser Beam
- The visitor's bullpen
- Baseball; rotating owls FOR SCIENCE; attending my own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley
- Ideal Citizen
- Social Networking Sites
Links to other places where you hang out
- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.