TNG Caption This! 341: Continuing mission

Hello everyone, sorry that I missed the weekend! Been a bit crazy in the world of LeadHead.




First up to the plate, we have the "Security Alert!" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Maybe it has something to do with the winner right above it?" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Captain's orders" Award, going to:

Next, we have "The untold story" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Practical Jokes" Award, going to:

Two KBL's this week instead of Captain's log or Photoshop Awards!

And...

Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! And now, a new contest!











Enjoy!

 

Worf: Can we please turn the inertial dampeners back on?!



Data: And now, I shall play the worlds tiniest violin.

La Forge: He's not kidding, Captain.



Riker: Captain Riker here, surrender and hand over your best synthehol.



Picard: Mister La Forge, how would you feel if we had a 16 year old do your job?



Picard: Number One, you don't have the bridge. Worf, sit down in the Captain's chair for awhile and make him jealous.

Worf: Aye, Sir.

 

Crusher: Get out of my way, Deanna. The Captain's in trouble and only one of my karate chops can save him!



Riker: Captain, do you know the difference between you and me? I make this look GOOD.

 

More surprising than the crew grabbing what they cherished most, during the crisis, was how strongly Worf felt about Science Station 1



After 3 tragic failures, Data finally understood how the "Crushing your head" game is actually played



Mirror Riker was different from regular Riker in that he made more use of mirrors



Picard: Cut me some slack, I really am trying my best to make eye contact here




Picard: I have to go, Number One

Riker: TMI, Sir

 

To combat boredom, the crew would sometimes participate in bridge-wide versions of "Freeze Dance."



Geordi: Do your Don Adams impression again!

Data: Missed it by that much.



Troi: Captain, I'm sensing an enormous sense of smugness and horniness from the other ship.



Picard: Geordi...it's not you, it's me...



Picard: Damn it, Number One, can you not use my head to stare at yourself as I'm giving you orders for the Away Team?

 

I'm LeVar Burton and I forbid you to make jokes about little wee wees.

 

TFTKBLLH!!!



Picard: Calm down everyone, we're going to be fine! Data, stop looting!
Data: Don't hate the player, hate the game, sir.




Data: This is two people walking along the beach by the blue ocean at sunset with erectile dysfunction.




Riker: Enterprise, I think it's only fair to mention - Captain Riker has never lost!

Picard: But you still hang around in the locker room and creep everybody out with your nude conversations.

Worf: A towel would be honorable, sir.




Picard: License and registration, please.
Geordi: Every damn time. What, a blind man can't drive a nice starship unless he stole it?




Picard: ....and - they're standing right behind me, aren't they?

 

By the 24th century, virtual Twister had been invented.





DATA: I calculate that you have this much chance of getting laid.





RIKER: Put it away Mr Crusher, I can see you from here.





Picard was never going to win this staring contest.





PICARD: Based on Counsellor Troi's example, I'm going to mandate that all crewmembers wear low-cut dresses.
RIKER: All crew... members?
PICARD: All crewmembers.

 

PICARD: That is my spot.
GEORDI: Please sir, not now!

**PLASMA TORPEDO HIT**


PICARD: That is my spot.
GEORDI: We're under attack Captain, it's not the moment. I must get us out of the Neutral Zone.
PICARD: You can't go out, it's Halo night.

 

Thanks for the win!

Picard: "We've discussed it, Geordi, and we've decided we can't have one of "your kind" cluttering up the Bridge, so I'm re-assigning you to Engineering."

LaForge: "You're putting me off the Bridge because I'm BLACK?!?"

Picard: "Wha-? No, because you're a virgin."

 

Thanks for the laugh LH, and a happy new year!




Frakes: ...Right, in this scene the ladies should be gently caressing Riker as if they were his biatches.

Stewart: You know, I think I'd like to direct.




Spiner: I've just read the script for Nemesis!

Burton: Great, do I get much to do in this one?

Spiner: This much.





Captain Riker's Log: I have assumed command of this Klingon ship after getting annoyed with the previous Captain for his tendency to suddenly sound like Cobra Commander when shouting.





Picard: Geordi.... trousers?




Picard: Oh, you used the NX-01 program as well? I visited it too. I learnt the valuable lesson that the Captain's highest ranked human subordinate is completely stupid and totally expendable.

 

TFTW, LeadHead!



Data: "Look what I found on your uniform, Geordi! A flea! You know, Spot has these, too! Incidentally, thank you for feeding him while I was away at that conference last week."




Picard: "Well, I think her new neckline is just fine! So does the rest of the crew! And, frankly, we think you should stop being such a selfish twit!"

 

RIKER: Hello ladies, my name is Will. I'm into Jazz trombone, Parrises Squares...

CRUSHER: Okay Captain, I've hacked into Commander Riker's dating profile. Now what?

PICARD: Now Mr. Crusher, the fun begins.

 

PICARD TO ENGINEERING! PICARD TO ENGINEERING! GEORDI I NEED A ZOOM-OUT FUNCTION FOR THIS GODDAMN SCREEN RIGHT NOW OR I KILL MYSELF!

 

Picard: Will, you look sloshed!
Riker, retching: I think the gagh I ate is still alive.

 

Frakes: "So, join me tonight as we investigate the incredible true evidence of 'Alien Ghosts of Ancient Astronauts at Area 51'!"
Wesley: "I see Starfleet has downgraded us to basic cable again."

 

Riker: I realize there is no reasonable expectation of privacy in the galaxy any more, but can't this wait until I'm out of the Port-a-potty?

 

I'm Commander Keir from the IKS Alas'Ka! I'm pretty glad too meet you in battle, Captain Picard. I've always dreamed to do that with Kirk, but...

 

Geordi, it is time that you and I had "the talk".

 

Riker: "Geez, why don't you two get a room?"
Picard: "Why don't all of you clear my bridge!"
LaForge: "Uh...do I have any say in this at all?"