TNG Caption This! 324: Enigmatic Soul

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  1. Timewalker

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    LaForge: Sorry, Logan, it's gonna cost you more than that.

    Worf (thinking): Logan, your cellmate's going to love you...
     
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  6. Finn

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    Worf's offscreen.:confused:
     
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    LOGAN: Then I said, "I'm a classically trained pianist. These hands don't do manual labor."

    LAFORGE: And that's when the Captain sacked you?

    LOGAN: Yep, job's all yours.
     
  8. Triskelion

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    LaForge: You people will rue the day you said me reading a book was a stupid idea. Rue the day!


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    Q: I'm just saying, six million dollars will only get you cosmetic work! Not all that cyborg shit!


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    Picard: Who the fuck are you?
    Worf: He's pulling that flute crap again, Doctor.


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    Data: The UFP stands for Universal Fashion Police. I'm placing your whole planet under arrest. Book 'em, Worf-o.

    Worf: Who are you talking to, Commander?


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    Larry: So...left is starboard?
    Geordi: No, left is port. Four letters each. P-O-R-T. L-E-F-T. see?
    Larry: But starboard has eight letters and right has only five.
    Geordi: It doesn't matter. "Port" and "left" have four letters.
    Larry: I always get those confused. Thanks for clearing that up.
    Geordi: Don't you have work to do?
    Larry: Yes sir. The...port nacelle is on fire.
    Worf: Starboard!
     
  9. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Fixed it
     
  10. Isis

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    Worf (to self): "These humans and their meetings. Can't they hurry up? I'm already five minutes late for my hot date with Deanna."



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    Q: "You'll be sorry."

    < brief pause >

    Q: "You know my Lady Gaga impressions don't really get going until the second half."



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    Data: "It was your turn to set the trash out for the garbage scow."

    Picard: "No, Mr. Data, it was your turn."



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    Data (to self): "Damn, if I knew they'd have a camera at this angle, I would have used more pressed powder on my chin."



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    Logan: "This move is called 'jazz hands at three-quarters attention.' What are you blind, man?"
     
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    Geordi: But it's unfair! I was on that chair and he pushed me off!
    Picard: yes, but you were on it before the music stopped, which is cheating
    Data: (To Geordi) man up, Geordi, I did the same thing to the counsellor and she's not crying about it
    Geordi: Did you hear that?!?!? He admits to cheating!
    Picard: Mr LaForge, it's musical chairs not the Kobayashi Maru. It's only a game
    Data: Yeah, Geordi, it's only a game!

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    Future Wesley: You don't understand; it's me, Wesley! I've been in the other dimension for 20 years and come back in time to visit you! I have a whole new understanding of life and I've learnt so much-
    Picard: Well we're not wasting this opportunity. Mr Worf, throw him out the airlock
    Worf: With pleasure, sir
    Wesley: Wait, what about mom? She won't want you to do this
    Picard: Hmm, you're right. Mr Worf, alert Beverly on your way there and let her throw him out the airlock

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    The ship rocks as it's hit by an enemy vessel
    Worf: The enemy vessel has fired phasers. Direct hit
    Picard: (To Data) We have to do something about Worf; his stating the obvious is driving everyone crazy
    Data: It will not be easy
    The turn and look at Worf then turn back
    Picard: You get the arms I'll get the legs?
    Data: Agreed

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    Worf: There is an incoming message from the unknown vessel. Text only.
    Data: On screen
    They both read the message
    Data: Mr Worf, what is the exact meaning of 'bitch-slapped'?

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    Logan: No, Geordi, you're doing it wrong! It's up then down!
    Geordi: Well that's not what you told me!
    Worf: Geordi, there is a hostile vessel approaching...
    Geordi: Not now, Worf. Look, Larry, if we're gonna have a secret handshake for engineering, you've gotta tell me the right thing
    Logan: I did!
    Worf: It's powering up it's weapons
    Logan: I told you! It's up, THEN down then high five, then...
    Worf: They have fired phasers and photon torpedoes
    Geordi: No you told me it was high five FIRST. And is it me up or you up?
    Worf: Direct hit. We have been disarmed
     
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  13. Honorable Ensign

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    WORF: If he were a Klingon I'd kill Geordi where he stands.

    PICARD: Don't let that stop you.

    WORF: Did I say that out loud?
     
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    Worf: "He does great forehead."

    [Awkward silence]
     
  16. Triskelion

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    Geordi: Well we pulled an all nighter but still can't figure out how to make the phasers go pew pew pew.

    Picard: Merde.

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    Q: I'll be wanting that rolled up tube sock back!


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    Data: Sensors are picking up...a distressing amount of methane coming from the bridge, sir.
    Troi: I sense profound relief, sir.
    Picard: I should have spent more time on my crew roster instead of getting hammered on Chateau Picard and watching Wheel.
    Worf: Worf to engineering, divert power to environmental control.


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    Data: I can't believe Laurie dies in the next season.
    Worf: Do not spoiler my Walking Dead!
    Zombie: nom nom nom....


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    Larry: Commander, I hope you're not checking out my junk.
    Geordi: No, my VISOR is multispectral, not microscopic.
    Worf: Snort.
     
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    Geordi: Worf, you've gotta stop doing this
    Worf: It was the only option. She was annoying me
    Picard: Mr Worf, you can't keep throwing people out the airlock whenever they annoy you!
    Worf: She kept commenting on how angry I am
    Geordi: That's her JOB!
     
  18. LeadHead

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    Q: "Ok so that's 3 cheese burger deluxe, 1 pain burger, 1 raw burger for Mr Worf, 5 Pepsi's 1 prune juice for Worf, and a Poutine for the captain?"
     
  20. Isis

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    Troi (OS): "Actually, Sir, now that you mention it, I wouldn't mind a box of Thin Mints."