Movie Caption Contest #149: Deceptions

Data: You may have a cute bunny that swears like a sailor Ferguson, but I've got a swearing cat!

Data, in a falsetto voice while jiggling the cat: Fuck'n A, cock fuck! If I ever see that shitty rabbit I'm gonna eat the fucker!

 

Scotty: "Look at that honest face, would he try and dupe you (winks at Nichols)"?
Dr Nicholls: "Well...No, but looks can be decieving as i'm sure your aware Professor"
Scotty: "Aye Lad"
Dr McCoy: (Under His Breath) "Dammit Scotty I'm a Doctor not a seduction tool"!!



Picard: "Is that Xindi Body Armour"?
Data: "Yes Sir, Apparently the Remans do not talk about it with outsiders"

 

For Garfield of the 24th Century, nothing will change: he'll still be lazy and Jon will still be an emotionless android.

 

Data: I do not understand the term "What What in the Butt."
Worf: It is when a ship's docking port is lodged into another ship's aft torpedo bay. So to speak.
Data: Does the text "Full impulse on my command" refer to the speed at which the docking port is to enter the torpedo bay?
Worf: *grunts* The less said about it, the better.

 

SPOT: Cut!!!!! Cut!!!! I can't work with this guy. Call me when he's off the lot. I'll be in my trailer!

 

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Scotty: "And we call him Bones."

Nichols: "Funny, he doesn't look anything like Linsey Lohan!"

 

Nichols: Divorce?

McCoy: Yep, some think it's because I'm a doctor, but...

 

Nichols: "C'mon. Gimme some love."

Scotty: "I think ye will like the Doctor better. Back home we call him 'the back door man'."

McCoy: "Well hello, big boy."

 

This one is clearly not in the running, but I wanted to share it nonetheless:



Scotty: Computer, input sequence 1-1A 2-B.
Computer: PIN code verified.
Chekov: Mister Scott, I don't think you should use the ATM's woice interface.
Sulu: "1-1A..."

 

Scotty: "You may want to watch yourself around this one."

Nichols: "Oh?"

Scotty: "At any given moment, he's liable to grope your ass or your testicles."

 

Nichols: That's a very good impression of Brando in "The Godfather" but the tour is over so get the hell out. I've got an appointment to bang Madeleine in twenty minutes and I don't want to be late.

 

If I had the time, I'd do a proper Photoshop, but here goes:



Data (off camera): "Right idea, Mr. Bond."

James Bond (off camera): "But wrong pussy."

 

B4:...and I will hug him and squeeze him and call him "George".

 

Nichols: ...and I once caught a fish THIISSSSSSSSS big!
Scotty: That be nothin, lad! Wait till ya see what we beamed into our ship!
McCoy: I can't wait to deep fry those whales, Mississippi style... mmm MMM, that's good eatin!

 

Scotty: May my Assistant join us?

McCoy: Live it up Scotty, once we're back in our own time, you'll be that crazy guy who needs to shave down in the Engine Room.



If you watch carefully, you can actually detect the second that Spiner realizes that the character of B-4 is a bad idea.



Stunt Actors: Ha Ha, you guys have to cram into the Scorpion!

Stewart: I would be laughing, your uniforms become Xindi in a week.

Stunt Actors: Take That Back!



Picard: (Texting) Also prepare to beam me up, I want outta this crappy wedding.

 

Dr. Evil and Mr. Bigglesworth: Always a good choice for Halloween.

 

SCOTTY: "See, Doctor? I told you the 'I'm a PC guy' uses a Mac!"





SPINER: "I'll never hand you over to those Spiner Femmes, Spot. Who knows what they'll do to you? I saw one of them with laminate and jello."