SMALLVILLE Episode #9-21: "Hostage" *Spoilers*

How do you have an ex-dog? Does it un get owned by you or something?

 

Quiet you.

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Is it bad that I think Clark's man-tits look better in a white t-shirt than Lois'?

 

No, why don't you hit me over the head with it?

 

Ok, there's Lois' nice tits in a white-tee. Nevermind.

 

Now you're scaring me.

 

Sorry about the jacket, I wasn't meanin' no harm.

 

I have a dead cat.

 

You should get rid of it.

 

Am i watching a soap opera?

 

"Yeah, I don't know how that slipped out."

Oh man, I guess Clark can't handle himself in bed yet.

 

Maybe I'm watching Gossip Smallville Girl

 

Sorry to hear that, bud.

But, that's a little more clear than saying you have an "ex-cat."

 

It's so nice have Martha back.

Let her go, Clark. The quality of the show will greatly improve.

 

Don't worry, Clark, you're on a break. Just go sleep with the hot-girl at the copy-place and it'll all work out. Just make sure you follow the trail! And don't let that asshole Gunther at The Talon screw you over!

 

Clark needs a man in his life, a manly man to do manly man things to him

 

That was all awkward to watch.

 

Kneel before Zod!

 

He's always with me (not literally, of course). Kinda hard to let go of someone who spent 21 years with you.

 

and slightly sleepy

i'm watching Gossip Girl or Smallville?

 

Considering she's almost 60 years old Anette O'Toole has a dead pussy too.