PICTURE THIS!!! - The new picture thread of YOU!

Well, she was very apologetic and is getting the chance to make up for it tonight. I'm thinking I should give her a reminder call later.

 

But...but.. I ate all the peas!

 

Ok ok for reals this time.



I've Been hiding in my house ever since, didnt want the ladies (or the dudes) beating down my door chasing after my new found good looks. LOL! kidding Perhaps men just look better with age.... and without an extra 100lbs. esh.

 

Oh my, with that gender-identifying image you brought all sorts of trouble to yourself poor DMV!

 

Before poor RevDMV gets a complex, I just want to chime in that I thought he was a bloke.

I think this is probably the only place that people would see "Rev" and assume it's a woman. Nice work on the gender shift of attitudes RevdKathy

 

It doesn't take much. Just a packet of sweet 'n low, usually (I have to watch my figure these days...)

On making shopping entertaining, well, I'm very, very good at spending other people's money. That's always entertaining. But the real secret is planning an efficient route, with plenty of pitstops for food & drink. Keeps the energy levels high.

Nice one.

 

Good for you! Looking very nice. Although you did so too earlier.

 

Thanks!

Eh, the reason you don't see pics of me in glasses is because I never wear them, and because I don't really like them on me. Self-conscious! Also, my eyelashes knock up against the lenses sometimes and it's really annoying.

 

You're good at spending other people's money? Me too! Let's be friends.
But as for your shopping strategy, you actually do sound better suited as advisor than my friends, who all share the no-no-one-more-shop-approach. Quick, if I were to tell you that I want to ditch the store with the underpants and instead go to the bookstore, what would be your response?

Ah, peer pressure. I still got it.
Don't think that you'll get in wearing just any glasses, two-eyes!

 

Trick question.

The real answer is secret option number three: find a restaurant with a really long menu and waitresses with really short skirts.

That way, you get to read stuff and I get the prospect of seeing more underwear. Plus we get to drink & eat too. Winners all round!

 

Marry me.
Wait. You would pay, right?

 

Gold digger.

My mother warned me about girls like you.

My father, on the other hand, was quite complimentary.

 

Yes, yes, and my mother always told that all men are idiots. Now we both have advice we can ignore.

Besides, gold just goes splendidly with my complexion.

 

Sure, it's just gold today, but it'll be diamonds tomorrow. And it won't end until you empty my secret Swiss bank account and I'm forced to turn to crime to fund your lavish lifestyle.

I miss the days when you were happy with just choosing between lingerie and book stores.

You changed.

 

Hey i don't flirt with everyone!



Shut up, everyone!

 

I'm sorry, but when you spend the entire day ogling the lingerie of young waitresses, what else am I supposed to do? I need love, you know? So I buy diamonds framed in platinum, yes.

But apparently you are no longer interested in going shopping with me. So why don't we just split. Your secret Swiss bank account.

 

We are just calling like we see it. And it is really hard to miss the pungent smell of desperation/horniness emanating from your general direction. (We are just joking with you of course but you have built up quiet a rep for yourself. You can't blame us for having a little fun with you.)


And I admit it. I thought RevDMV was a woman too. But I stand corrected and I apologize for my confusion.

Oh and welcome Cr031k. Looking good!

 

Gentlemen of the audience, I present to you: Woman.

Remember this lesson well, and suffer not the agonies I am bound to endure...

 

Well I see my misdirection has been most effective...

Anyway, I've been gender confused by many posters in here over the years myself.

To continue to display my male self, and while doing the Rev thing, here I doing a church part at the retreat. (offertory, give me your money)