my body hair is alive and attacking me ahhhhhh

(I have been awake for say coming up on a day and a half or more probably more) As of now my body hair is moving around on me and ..., well moving out of the roots and into different spots on my body then they have to bite me to get the root rooted again in the new spot ., sneaky me I caught one hair thingy as it was uprooted trying to root but it just meandered out of my hand and left me for some other part of the living room..

I know this is not normal but hey I did not stay up this long just to see if I could you know.., LOL

 

Yeah. You should get some sleep.

 

Wow, that's cool. My boring body hair always stays put. Except for the ones on my head, who are a bunch of disloyal jumpers.

 

You should talk to Trekker. I hear he has some ingrown hairs he'd like to relocate to a less sensitive area.

 

Do they have tiny parachutes? Because that would be awesome.

 

And tiny bungees. Yeah!

 

Well then they'd just spring right back in place, though, so what would RJ have to worry about?

 

The bungees would be good. They could get the jumping out of their system but still come home.

 

WOW! I don't know what drugs your taking to get high, but from your description it's some mighty fine and POWERFULL stuff!

 

Eh, reality is all relative at the end of the day. As is dermatology. [No it isn't - someone]

 

Relative? So where's MadBaggins when you need him?

 

Uhhhhh, maybe thats why your girlfriend bangs other dudes? Just a thought

 

I thought this happened to me once. Turns out it was just crabs.

 

Ok I got some sleep => enough that I don't notice this happening too much really

but yeah I cant help and think it is the little microbes on my skin doing things like this with the hair you know just transplanting hair follicles and such.

 

Unfortunately, through the magic of Miscellaneous, they managed to make their way to all of our imaginations.

 

Yeah, it's a classy meme all of our very own.

We're lucky there are no avatars of it yet...

 

You really need to stop cutting the pills in half.

 

You had to say "yet," didn't you?

 

I know our membership too well...

 

If anyone tries it, I hope they are IMMEDIATELY BANNED.