Movies Caption Contest #248: The Lazarus Project

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Sorry about continued delays, only so much time in the day and less and less time in the weekends recently!

As punishment for my tardiness, I will tap into my Winner Reserves and name 2 winners for each photo.

First up to the plate, we have the "Bender Bending McCoy" Award, going to:

Kirk: ...and get the Hell out of my apartment!

McCoy: Yeah, well... I'm gonna go rent my own apartment, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the apartment!

Next, we have the "I guess there isn't Security in that building" Award, going to:

McCoy: Good evening sir, have you a moment to hear the good news about Kahless the Risen?

Next, we have the "Dangerous plans" Award, going to:

CHEKOV: Vhat is Emergency Landing Plan B?"
SCOTTY: B for Brown-Trousers time.

Next, we have the "EPIC FAIL Scenario" Award, going to:

Scotty: Laddie, in the Kobayashi Maru.... You're at least supposed to save somebody

Next, we have the "Oh, SNAP!" Award, going to:

Picard: So Worf, sorry we couldn't make it to your wife's funeral.

But then, we weren't invited to the wedding were we?

Next, we have the "Subspace Communications" Award, going to:

Data: Pardon me, Captain, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

It was a great contest for photoshops! So many wins here! Starting with...

BONES: Trust me Jim, that Romulan ale is pure fucking dynamite.
KIRK: Bones, that's litterally pure fucking dynamite.
BONES: That's what I said, this is a fucking bomb.
KIRK: Bones, you have a fucking bomb in your hand.
BONES: Are you playing th parrot Jim?
KIRK: Bones, you have a fucking stick of dynamite in your hand.
BONES: For God's sake, that was I'm saying Jim. This Romulan ale gonna make an explosive night...

Also...

PICARD: Keep cool, Picard, There's no way he can know you have 50 cases of Romulan Ale in the back.

And...

Worf: Actually, Captain, I said, "take the next roundabout!"

Also, a special award for creativity and overall awesomeness.

Scotty: "Laddie, the sheilds are nearly down, wee got casualties in engineering, and the enemy vessel is swinging back'a'round. Orders?"

Chekov: "I don't know vhat to do. Keptain, vhat should I do?

Checov: "Are you sure?"

Chekov: "I think I neehd a zecond opinion. Sulu?"

Chekov: "Vhery good. Meester Scott, set fire to Engineering."

Picard: Now this is Pod-Racing!

And...

Chekov: Mister Scott - vhy are you opening a donut shop vith Mister Spock?
Scotty: Well, you know our slogan - Infinite Donuts in Infinite Combinations.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Also, thanks again for your patience! I'll try to move things along at a better clip.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: OWWWW! It didn't Picard nearly this much when it happened to him!

Esteban: Helm, are you paying attention?

Helm: Yes, Sir. If any Klingons show up, we'll be totally safe.

Picard: Are you sure you want to get married?

Riker: You're a little late with that question, Jean-Luc...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Sorry, I had plomeek soup for lunch.

HELM: We're gonna die, aren't we?

ESTEBAN: Nonsense.....yeah, we're gonna die.

PICARD: Well, this should make our key parties more interesting.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Esteban: Don't worry, we're a Starfleet ship. The good guys! No one would attack us.

Picard: Number one, it is traditional for the captain to kiss the bride.
Riker: That's nice, but I've seen the 'little kiss' you gave Lady Marian in the holodeck. She'll pass.
Picard: It was GOOD to be the king!

 

[Finn]

Picard: Wil...there's something I have been meaning to tell you after all those years. But now that you are finally leaving the Enterprise..

Riker: Yes, sir?

Picard: You know that story about you telling DeSoto not to beam down being the reason I picked you?

Riker: I certainly do

Picard: it's bullshit

Riker: Sir?

Picard: I lost a poker game to DeSoto few months before the Fairpoint mission. I had to take on you

 

[tharpdevenport]

Thanks for the win. Didn't see that coming. :-)

Picard: "You know, Will, if you had taken any of those command offers you were given, you could have told her you were going to give her the Captain's log, but she'll just have to settle for an an entry made by number one."

Ensign: "The radar, sir, it appears to be... jammed."

Captain: "Jammed? Raspberry... I hate raspberry!"

 

[Hutchy01]

Bones (O/S): It's space Herpes (Robot chicken anyone?)

Ensign ... The Orions left the screen 20 minutes ago.

Picard: If either of you come back on my ship again...

 

[Candlelight]

"Does nobody carry 10c fuses anymore??!?"

Esteban: "We'll be ok won't we ensign?"
Ensign Charles: "Yes sir, we should be arriving at Genesis in ten minutes. I hope."
Esteban: "Good man. Lt Wonder, what's our tactical status?"

Crusher: "Dat ass"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Hey, Will, guess what! In honor of your spending just about your entire career sitting in my shadow while I steal your thunder, Beverly and I are getting married today, too!"

Kirk: "Mr. Spock! Increase power to shields! Sound intruder alert! And fire that security guard cowering in the corner!"

 

[shivkala]

♪♫ Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide♫♪

Helm: I didn't even want to be here, but I had to live up to my namesake, dear old Grandpa Travis Mayweather.

Picard: If you renege on this offer of captaining your own ship, as you've done before, I will have Data sing again!
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[Candlelight]

Riker: "Just one thing Captain; Deanna's been drinking so don't let her near the helm of the Enterprise anytime soon."
Picard: "You can bet your life on that dodgy causeway on Deck 8 I won't let that happen."

Picard: "She looks beautiful Number One. Much better than the one I brought."
Crusher: "I'll tell Worf you said that."

 

[Armored Saint]

TFTPA

ESTEBAN: Don't worry, JT Esteband hold the situation! That's why my tactical officer is a cross-eyed ensign!

 

[Nebusj]

Kirk: ``What the --- it's tickling me! Vejur is a tickle machine! This changes everything!''

Esteban: ``Our helmsman hasn't moved in three days. Somebody call tech support, I'magonna try turning him off and on again.''

Picard: ``Think about it, Will. This franchise is dying. Say the word, I'm sure I can land you a cozy spot as some kind of advisor-mutant to Professor X.''
Riker: ``Thanks, Jean-Luc, but I think my love and I will do just fine soon as Gargoyles makes it to the big screen.''
Troi: ``Hold on a moment, there ... ''

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"V'GER WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY! FATALITY!!!"

"Last time I checked, helmsman, I'M the commanding officer on this ship! I make the tough decisions! When you've put in the time, you can sit in the big chair! Now, contact Starfleet Command and ask them if we should begin scanning of the Genesis planet. J.T. Estaban commanding."

"Number One, before you accept command of the Titan, I suggest you do what I did before accepting command of the Stargazer. Run the NX-01 simulation where thebeagle is almost killed by a pathogen and Archer goes apeshit. Then, any doubts in your mind on the transfer should be alleviated."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I do understand Betazoid wedding traditions, Number One, but there are some things, namely sagging, even the weightlessness of space cannot prevent. Therefore, it is my prerogative as captain to order every wedding attendant to wear clothes."

 

[f14peter]

KIRK: "Whew that was close!!!! and these new uniforms don't do anything to protect my junk!"

 

[f14peter]

PICARD: "Alright Riker, break's over. Quit flirting with the guests and get your butt back to work. Table 8 has ordered another pitcher of Romulan Ale and a platter of Buffalo Gagh."

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: I've got it! The Intruder's name must be "Sparky"!

ESTABAN: Oh my God! Evasive!
HELMSMAN: What about the shields?
ESTABAN: Oops! How silly of me! Eva—
B O O M ! ! !

PICARD: Since you're married now, I should explain how to properly dock your little shuttlepod in her shuttlebay.
RIKER: I already know how to—
TROI: No you don't.

 

[Hutchy01]

The helmsman is in the most danger because the likeliness of his death is covered by two cinema tropes

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Cor blimey! And I used to think you showed a lot of cleavage on the ship!"
Crusher: "Okay, I think that's enough champagne for the captain."